The Tom pivots in Middle East in anticipation of …?

All the headlines blare that The Tom is pivoting on the Middle East because of Russia, Assad and ISIS.  But The Tom keeps his options open and is practicing the Pivot in anticipation of Season 25 of Dancing With The Stars.  Numerous news outlets are reporting leaks by authoritative sources who wish to remain anonymous  that The Tom in spandex is not a pretty sight.

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Will there be a dance off between The Tom and Vlad The Bad?

 

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4 Responses to The Tom pivots in Middle East in anticipation of …?

  1. Tom doesn’t look good in spandex? Another alternative fact if you ask me!

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