Even before the AHCA was sent to Senate for Senators to do their thing (yell at each other), The Tom was appointed to implement the AHCA.
Tom listed his priorities for Day 1. In preparation for Day 1, The time will round-up all elderly in wheelchairs so he can push them over a cliff. Next, he will revoke the insurance for Jimmy Kimmel and his baby. What? You say that Kimmel has Cadillac insurance through his employer Disney and even without insurance he could cover all costs without batting an eye. While the ACHA does cover those with pre-existing conditions, The Tom will make those who claim otherwise to forfeit their coverage. Finally The Tom will shovel mountains of cash to rich people and rich corporations.
“Talk about your dream job” intoned The Tom.