The Tom fires Eliot Ness

In a move that et TomVille all a Twitter, The Tom fired FBI Director Eliot Ness.  With chants of “Lock Her Up” booming in the background.  Tom cited poor ratings for Untouchables reruns as the primary cause for the dismissal.

As Tom’s luck would have it, a lanky 6’9″ former FBI just recently became available to fill the position.  However  Tom could find himself in a bidding war for James Comey who is rumored to be signing on with the Lakers as a power forward.

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