The media world is all abuzz with the news that Scott Pelley is out at CBS Evening News. It is rumored that he was let go because as Managing Editor, he had too few anti Trump pieces and even let in one favorable story.
The leading contender to replace Pelley is Walter Tom Cronkite. W. Tom is a failed trust fund baby that was once known as the Most Distrusted Man in America.
W. Tom was rehabilitated by The Tom in the rough and tumble world of TomVille TV news.
“And that is the way it is”, chortled Tom.