As soon as Associate Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy announced his retirement, the pundits and popular opinion have coalesced around The Tom as the perfect Supreme Court nominee. Known for his interests in the areas of Social Media Bullying and Fake News, The Tom is a natural for the Court.
In preparation for his Senate confirmation/coronation, The Tom has already made the pilgrimage to see Senator Chuck Schumer to deliver a plain wrapped Dossier prepared by a British Spy and collated by Fusion GPS. Furthermore, The Tom told The Chuck that he could out-Souter David Souter.
“Say What? If I get this job The Donald can’t fire me
said an incredulous The Tom.