You may have heard about me lately after my Op-Ed in the New York Times. Now the New Your Times has published a lot of anonymous staff. But I am the one and only Mr. Anonymous. I am universally recognized by myself as intellectually and emotionally superior to Donald J. Trump.
For some strange reason Donald J Trump won the Presidential election in 2016, but the public really meant for me to run the Government.
Thank God for the New York Times for confirming my universal superiority.
“But what do we really know about Mr. Anonymous?”, whispered The Tom