The Tom declares himself an Influencer

In a master marketing stroke, The Tom announced that he is now an Influencer and that the bidding starts at $1 Million.

If you wish to reach non-beautiful people who don’t smell that great, The Tom is the Influencer of choice.  The Tom also announced a Division of his enterprise to serve mediocre kids get in to less than prestigious colleges.

“Let the Bidding, I mean Influencing begin” cooed The Tom.

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