Joe Biden hires The Tom to keep women from invading his personal space

Despite his hard-scrabble background as 40+ years as a Senator and 8 years as a VP, aides had to remind Lunch Bucket Joe that even though he gets it, women may well want to invade his personal space.

Enter The Tom who is more than willing to divert overly tactile women in to his own personal space and has been known to even tolerate a kiss or a touch that might linger too long or even be considered by some to be PDA.   All this to protect Lunch Pail’s personal space from invasion.  Talk about a WIN-WIN.

“Next”, bellowed The Tom.

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