The Tom announces the Grand Opening of Phase 1 of the Assange Estates

With a Ribbon Cutting Ceremony that would make any Chamber of Commerce envious, The Tom opened Phase 1 of the much-anticipated Assange Estates modeled on Julian Assange’s luxurious quarters in the Ecuadorian Embassy.

The Tom said that these modest but luxurious dwellings are selling like hot cakes and will be the newest must have address in TomVille.  Some Wags predict WiliLeaks in the plumbing.

The Tom promises that for those who want a more Urban landscape,  the Assange Tower will be completed as soon as Russian funding is secured.

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1 Response to The Tom announces the Grand Opening of Phase 1 of the Assange Estates

  1. Hahaha!! This so cracked me up!! I’ve actually always wanted a tiny house … kind of … Donna 🧚🏻‍♀️❤️🙏 donnadoesdresses.com

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