Category Archives: Entertainment

Tom scores exclusive interview with J. Edgar Comey

In an exclusive off the record interview with unnamed source J. Edgar Comey, Tom was bowled over by the Comey mystique and his sterling record.  He indicated that his crowning achievement was manufacturing CYA  memos to himself about The Donald. … Continue reading

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LaTom urges LaKers to draft Lonzo and LaVar “Big Baller” Ball with 2nd pick

With the will of the ping-pong balls giving the Los Angeles LaKers the 2nd pick in the NBA draft, LaTom is working overdrive to sign the Balls to bring “Schmoe Time” to Los Angeles.  Bringing LaVar in from Chino Hills … Continue reading

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The Tom shocks Democrats and Media allies with civics lesson

Tom gathered Democrats and their Media Allies in an emergency meeting at Madison Square Garden. In hushed tones, The Tom gravely told the huddled masses that if they succeed in running The Donald out of the Presidency, Hillary Rodman Clinton … Continue reading

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Style consultant Tom recommends Rompers for Men — Romphims

Ever the fashion forward voice, Tom is recommending Rompers to his political clients who always want to be ahead of the trends.  On the domestic side, Tom is recommending rompers for The Donald, Chuckie Schumer, Adam Schiffless, John McCain and … Continue reading

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Topless Paris Jackson exposes a fundamental truth

Thanks to superior parenting skills, Michael Jackson’s daughter Paris Jackson has uncovered what makes us human.  We have been looking for the meaning of life in all the wrong places. 19-year-old Paris Jackson posted a topless pic on social media … Continue reading

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The Tom fires Eliot Ness

In a move that et TomVille all a Twitter, The Tom fired FBI Director Eliot Ness.  With chants of “Lock Her Up” booming in the background.  Tom cited poor ratings for Untouchables reruns as the primary cause for the dismissal. … Continue reading

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Joseline disses Kylie — The Horror

I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw this article where Joseline took a shot at our beloved Kylie Jenner.  Where are the police when we need them. No shame in her game! Joseline Hernandez confessed that she’s tired of … Continue reading

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Thanks mainly to LeBarack, Macon defeats LePen in French Election

Noted French Pundit LeTom credits LeBarack O’TomA’s  endorsement of Macon for his victory over LePen in the French Presidential election. Others groused who does LeBarack think he is the LeRussians?

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Tom just proved Global Warming

“I just put those Climate Deniers to rest”,  barked a jubilant Climate Tom. On May 7, 2017, there was snow in the mountains of Southern California.  This proclaimed Tom is the Exception that Proves the Rule of Global Warming.  And … Continue reading

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Tom appointed to implement the American Health Care Act (AHCA)

Even before the AHCA was sent to Senate for Senators to do their thing (yell at each other), The Tom was appointed to implement the AHCA. Tom listed his priorities for Day 1.  In preparation for Day 1, The time … Continue reading

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