Category Archives: Entertainment

Once a Community Organizer always a Community Organizer

Barack O’TomA won the Presidency based on the miracles he performed as a Community Organizer on Chicago’s South side. Now Barack has shifted his focus slightly and is a Community Organizer from his perch in his mansion in D.C for  … Continue reading

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“What Happened?” – Has there ever been a bigger whiner?

As Hillary Rodman Clinton starts her Whine Tour, one must ask if there has ever been a losing Presidential Candidate who has whined so long and so hard. Little whining was heard from Mitt Tomney, John McCain, George H. W. … Continue reading

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Tom launches a premptive strike to keep from getting thrown under the bus

With Hillary Rodman Clinton throwing everybody from her campaign except herself under the bus and The Donald throwing Republicans chosen by Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi under the bus, The Tom is getting nervous that God forbid he might get … Continue reading

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The Tom jumps on the Democrat bandwagon

In a surprise move The Tom joined The Donald is becoming a Democrat after signing the Democrat budget deal.  The Tom said “I loved kissing Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi’ rings.  And there is absolutely no media criticism on this … Continue reading

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Tom issues a Hyperloopy challenge to Elon Musky

Modern day P.T. Barnum, Elon Musky, has put out a challenge to get otherwise bright people to compete for a Hyperloopy  prize.  The Hyperloopy is based on pneumatic vacuum  air tube communications systems in Department stores in the 1950s. If … Continue reading

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Tom declares Elipse the most overhyped, underperformance since…?

Tom said that the eclipse was the most overhyped and overrated event since Tim Kaine was nominated to be the Democratic candidate for Vice President. It was like any other night (except for starless LA).  And at 2 minutes it … Continue reading

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Breaking News: President Mitt Tomney tells The Donald to apologize,

With the wisdom gained by calling out the 47%ers, President Tomney called on The Donald to apologize. How was this news? Tomney has always hated Trump and campaigned against him, Still Tomney is the President from Central Casting.”

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Steve BanTom steps down

The Resistance bagged another trophy in their Civil War against our duly elected Government when Steve BanTom announced he was leaving his largely ceremonial post at the White House. The loathed, but sartorial crisp BanTom leaves a vast hole for … Continue reading

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Mueller to investigate Moscow Mule cups?

The Tom is pleading with special prosecutor Robert Mueller to investigate Moscow Mule Cups for poisons and evidence of The Donald colluding with the Russians. The cups could be dangerous and if it sounds Russian, it could be collusion.  

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The Mooch is out. Is The Tom in?

With Anthony Scaramucci out as Communications Director,  The Tom asks why not me.  I have already forgotten my cursing lessons.

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