Category Archives: Entertainment

“Swearing is good for you” by Dr. Emma Byrne

The Tom has assigned  this article to that F–ing A**hole Dick Durbin (D-IL) https://www.thecut.com/2017/12/the-psychological-benefits-of-swearing.html     Advertisements

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Hellflower is NOT a sh**hole – #sh**holes

The Tom has walked back comments that implied that the Los TomVille suburb of Hellflower is a sh**hole.  Some parts of Los TomVille may meet the technical HUD definition of a sh**hole.  However as a whole Los TomVille is best … Continue reading

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#SettlementMyLawyerIsAllred

The Tom has reluctantly come forward with stories of sexual harassment and more involving Starlets, major B listers such as LiLo and Kylie and major public figures such as Hillary Rodman Clinton. The Tom details how an innocent Hotel Suite … Continue reading

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Swaggy T breaks with BBB

Swaggy T formerly Grand Master T formerly Jay-T formerly Puffy T has broken with Bigger Baller Brands (BBB) over a trivial F rating from the Better Business Bureau and LaTom Ball being exposed as a Helicopter Dad who can’t stop … Continue reading

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Oprah sworn in as 46th President in a seamless transition

After witnessing her nomination and inauguration speech at the Golden Globes on January 7, 2018  Harvey Levin orchestrated the rise to power by Oprah.   Who could not fall in love again with Oprah after her speech with strange inflections … Continue reading

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Tom anchors SoCal Storm Watch

With at least .009 inches of rain predicted for Southern California, The Tom is scrambling to assemble his Team Tom will anchor from a back yard weather station in Hellflower.  Team coverage will be highlighted by remotes from TommySue and … Continue reading

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The Tom disses The Post

The Tom suffered through the Spielberg snoozer movie The Post.  Heavily made up aging actors Tom Hanks and Meryl Streep contorted their facial expressions as they made allegedly momentous decisions that inferred that they stopped the Viet Nam was. If … Continue reading

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Oscars 2018. For Your Consideration

With rumors swirling that The Tom will be the recipient of this year’s Harvey Whinestein Life Time Achievement Award, he exclusively is telling you his favorite movies of 2017.  They are: Three Billboards in Ebbing Mo The Big Sick I, … Continue reading

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It is on !!!! UFC 220 Steve BanTom vs. The Tom

In a no holds barred pre- UFC match, Steve BanTom challenged The Tom in some book that nobody will read.   The Tom immediately wounded Steve BanTom with a series of Tweets normally reserved for the likes of Rosie O’Donnell … Continue reading

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Mitt Tomney..He is Back?

Rumors are swirling that Mitt Tomney who is a bitter critic of The Tom is planning to run for the US Senate seat of a retiring Orin Hatch.  Tomney a proven Loser as compared to The Tom who is a … Continue reading

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