Category Archives: Entertainment

The Tom turns the tables on Adam Schiffless

After biting his lip for over 6 months, The Tom unloaded on Rank Member Adam Schiffless in language he is uniquely qualified to understand. The Tom said he can’t discuss the evidence, but Schiffless and his colleagues in the Clinton … Continue reading

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Preempting Adam Schiffless, The Tom bans Russian Rye

Moving at incredible speed, The Tom preempted Rank Member Adam Schiffless and banned Russian Rye before Schiffless could even start one of his innuendo campaigns. Tom said the evidence for the ban had nothing to do with Donald Jr.’s meeting … Continue reading

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Russian dressing banned

Courtesy  of Rank Member Adam Schiffless, King of Innuendo, the manufacture transport, sale and consumption  of Russian Dressing is banned effectively immediately. Schiffless said that we need to further investigate Russian Dressing and let the chips fall were they may.  … Continue reading

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The Donald introduces The Tom as his new son.

In a hastily convened major news conference, The Donald said that his former son Don Jr. will be needed to oversee Trump properties in Elbonia.  Consequently, he will  appoint The Tom as his new son. The Tom took the tou\rch … Continue reading

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Post Plastic Surgery: What went wrong?

You may have heard that The Tom went under the plastic surgery knife to be able to be a convincing  body double for The Donald.  Plastic Tom, M.D. assured The Tom that he would be using the newest 3-D printer … Continue reading

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Has The Donald hired The Tom as his body double?

With the “Resistance” reaching for absurd heights, it was only prudent for The Donald to engage The Tom as his body double. This of course frees up the Donald to Tweet. Only The Tom has the unique qualifications for this … Continue reading

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Breaking News: Analysis of Trump-CNN Tweet is complete

Attention John Dickerson (Dem.), Chuck Todd (Dem,), Judy “no MacNeil-Leher” Woodruff and George Clintonoopulos, Tom has completed the definitive scientific analysis  of the Trump=CNN Wrestling Tweet.  Included in this exhaustive study was a frame-by-frame analysis of the tweet and numerous … Continue reading

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Where do The Tom’s Tweets Rank?

Everybody has their underwear in a knot over The Tom’s Tweets.  Everybody in the world is expected, no demanded, to speak out against The Tom.  But where exactly were these same pundits when Barack O’TomA was going from Sea to … Continue reading

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Breaking News: The Tom’s involvement with Russians confirmed

TNN (TomVille News Network) has just learned from unnamed sources that the Intelligence community has proof of Tom’s involvement with the Russians.  Surely this is the smoking gun that will sink the buoyant Tom.  Rank Member Adam Schiffless said he … Continue reading

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Tom is ordered to tell Barack he is not President anymore and more…

The Tom has received his marching orders with the first order of business to tell Barack O’TomA that he is no longer President.  “But how can this be true as all world leaders love him.  He is so good-looking.  He … Continue reading

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