Category Archives: Entertainment

Nothing more moving/believable than a client reading an Attorney’s statement

Is it just me or is everybody as moved as I am to the cause of a client reading a statement prepared by their lawyer? When the three UCLA basketball players read in a stumbling manner virtually identical statement down … Continue reading

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Harvey Whinestein announces George H.W. Bush as his new Wingman

The Tom has confirmed that Bush 41 will be cruising with Harvey Whinestein as his new Wingman.  The 93-year-old Bush convinced Whinestein that he still has it after apologizing for groping a 16-year-old girl. As possibly the last man on … Continue reading

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The Tom reacts to new 280-character Tweet limit

Rumors have it others are not so pleased.

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Tom to franchise a nationwide chain of sex rehab facilities.

With Harvey Whinestein already in sex therapy and Kevin Spacey-cadet announcing plans and a never-ending supply of elites of entertainment, journalism, politics and business already called out or nervously awaiting a call from Gloria Allred, The Tom has a fail … Continue reading

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The Hemline Index – if skirt lengths could talk

Originally posted on FASHIONBLOGGA:
Today’s post is about the lengths of skirts, a topic that came up during a conversation at the university where I lecture. Have you ever heard about the “Hemline Index”? This index, originally from the 1920s…

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Los Angeles Dodgers RIP 2017

After the crushing defeat by the Astros in Game 5 of the World Series, The Tom has declared the Dodgers DOA on the tarmac at LAX. Poor Mr. Roberts never understood the principle that you can’ overwork pitchers by working … Continue reading

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Are men more welcoming to groping than women?

Tom has obtained unpublished research verified by Fusion GPS that may  indicate that men are more welcoming to groping. than women  According to this research, 99.9%  of women would resist being groped by George  Clooney.  On the other hand, 99.9% … Continue reading

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Was Ellen inappropriate? Never Mind !!

Tom was poised for an in-depth investigation of Ellen DGenerate and her leering picture eyeing Katy Perry’s balloons. However before Tom could launch his investigation, Ellen had already been cleared by The View and The Talk and her LGBTQ membership.  … Continue reading

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George H.W. Bush busted for sexual assualt.. Who’d a thunk it?

The 5 living Presidents appeared at a hurricane fund-raiser. But the headline coming out of the event was an accusation by Actress Heather Lind that George  H.W. Bush sexually assaulted her from behind.  He may have also told abad jike. … Continue reading

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# Me Not

Tom commends women worldwide for their collective refusal to sexually harass him.  These acts of individual restraint continue to baffle The Tom.  Others are  not so baffled.  

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