Category Archives: Humor

Tom’s Selfie Arm

No sooner did Tom wrestle the King of Selfies title from the reigning champion the Queen of Selfies, a 15-year-old hottie from Bethesda, MD that he started to notice changes.  It appears that Charles Darwin was right as Tom’s selfie … Continue reading

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Tom exonerates Fakebook in Cleveland murder matter

With Mark Zuckerberg guarding his $Billions and COO Sheryl Sandberg off somewhere Leaning In, it fell to Tom to clarify the matter of the Cleveland Murder posting.  Tom quickly clarified that the murder posting was NOT live streaming, but rather … Continue reading

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Coachella is still Indio, CA

To all the Beautiful People and the rest who can’t afford the Coachella Festival, remember Coachella is still Indio. “Now lets get out there and put some lipstick on this pig” thundered Tom at his Marketing Team.  

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Kim Jong Tom debutes his latest new hairstyle – The Nuke

Flamboyant North Korean Hairstylist and Supreme and Dear Leader Kim Jong-Tom has just introduced his newest hairstyle “The Nuke”  The style has already started tongues wagging worldwide. The Tom has retained The Donald to negotiate a deal with Kim Jong-Tom for … Continue reading

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Rev. Tom celebrates the Death of Critical Thinking

Rev. Tom has joined in the trend of Celebrating the life of a person who has died.  In this case,  Rev. Tom will be celebrating the Death of Critical Thinking.  The exact date that critical thinking is not known, but … Continue reading

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Who is behind the effort to oust Steven BanTom from the White House?

Who are the evil forces behind the effort to force out our dearly beloved Steven BanTom from his White House job.  First, he was stripped of his seat on the National Security Council   Next, we hear that Jared Kushner and … Continue reading

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Kylie Jenner getting her very own series

Keeping Up With Kylie? via Kylie Jenner Getting Her Own Spin-Off Reality Series! — 1025 KSFM This is finally what we have waited for for far too long

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While The Donald hit Syria, The Tom readied his assault

Last night The Donald showed he wasn’t Pussyfooting around like Barack O’TomA as he ordered 59 TOMahawk Cruise Missiles for delivery to a Syrian airfield in retaliation for Syria’s use of saran gas. In a statement The Donald declared that … Continue reading

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Kylie Jenner looks devastated

After all the haters came out of the woodwork to blast poor Kendall Jenner’s Pepsi commercial, Kylie Jenner looked absolutely positively devastated.

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The Tom pivots in Middle East in anticipation of …?

All the headlines blare that The Tom is pivoting on the Middle East because of Russia, Assad and ISIS.  But The Tom keeps his options open and is practicing the Pivot in anticipation of Season 25 of Dancing With The … Continue reading

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