Category Archives: humor

Do I hear a dog whistle?

Is it only The Tom who can hear these dog whistles: Cracker, Redneck, Hillbilly, Honkey, White Trash, Trailer Trash, Hick., Bumpkin, Good Ol’ Boy. Okie and Whitey?  Is it a dog whistle to even mention these terms? Can we all … Continue reading

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Hey, Hey, Ho, Ho — Pope Francis has got to go.

Protesters go:  Hey, Hey, Ho, Ho, Pope Francis has got to go. Why won’t the protesters give Pope Francis a break on sexual abuse coverup?  He deserves a break as he is already far left of Bernie Sanders and poised … Continue reading

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Gentlemen catch an eyeful: It’s good for the heart

German Research comes just in time to clash with #MeToo or can we get an exception for further research. via Gentlemen catch an eyeful: It’s good for the heart

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The Tom deciphers The Urban’s punishment at The Ohio State University

After careful analysis of Urban Meyer’s punishment of a 3 game suspension, The Tom was able to determine that the punishment is inversely proportional to his record as Head Football Coach at The Ohio State University at 73-8. Most would … Continue reading

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The Tom offers free civics lessons to The Resistance

With The Mueller winning on 8 of 18 charges against The Maneford and The Cohen pleading guilty to crimes and non crimes in a plea bargain, The Resistance believes that they have the momentum for their Coup d’état ousting The … Continue reading

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Kylie Jenner Wore No Makeup Only Moisturizer On a Magazine Cover — Blogs Today – Lifestyle, Product Reviews

from InStyle https://ift.tt/2vUPLUA via Kylie Jenner Wore No Makeup Only Moisturizer On a Magazine Cover — Blogs Today – Lifestyle, Product Reviews, Product Announcements, Suggestions Yeah Right Doesn’t she have a Makeup Company?

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The Tom takes a meeting with The Omarosa

The Tom has intercepted a dog whistle from his old mentor Vlad has set up a meeting with the Omarosa in the Celebrity apprentice Board Room.  The Tom will be taping the Omarosa who is taping The Tom all of … Continue reading

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The Tom pleads, “We need to get Omarosa a new Reality show”

In a hastily called meeting in the TomVille Situation Room, The Tom outlined the urgent need to get The Omarosa Manigault Newman a new Reality show to get her off the Media circus. All the attendees agreed that CNN was … Continue reading

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Lindsay Lohan raps on about #MeToo

In an August 4,2018 interview with the The Times, Lindsay  Lohan says despite her best efforts and magnificent sculpting of her 32Ds she has not experienced sexual harassment. Will The Tom school The Lindsay so she will recognize it in … Continue reading

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The Tom is a slam dunk after auditions

After auditioning for a c0-Host job on man-centric shows “The View”, “The Talk” and “The Real”, The Tom confidently awaits a call back. The Tom has hinted that he supports Rainmaker Les Moonves.

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