Category Archives: Travel

Tom issues a Hyperloopy challenge to Elon Musky

Modern day P.T. Barnum, Elon Musky, has put out a challenge to get otherwise bright people to compete for a Hyperloopy  prize.  The Hyperloopy is based on pneumatic vacuum  air tube communications systems in Department stores in the 1950s. If … Continue reading

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Tom declares Elipse the most overhyped, underperformance since…?

Tom said that the eclipse was the most overhyped and overrated event since Tim Kaine was nominated to be the Democratic candidate for Vice President. It was like any other night (except for starless LA).  And at 2 minutes it … Continue reading

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Tom is ordered to tell Barack he is not President anymore and more…

The Tom has received his marching orders with the first order of business to tell Barack O’TomA that he is no longer President.  “But how can this be true as all world leaders love him.  He is so good-looking.  He … Continue reading

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Tom just proved Global Warming

“I just put those Climate Deniers to rest”,  barked a jubilant Climate Tom. On May 7, 2017, there was snow in the mountains of Southern California.  This proclaimed Tom is the Exception that Proves the Rule of Global Warming.  And … Continue reading

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Coachella is still Indio, CA

To all the Beautiful People and the rest who can’t afford the Coachella Festival, remember Coachella is still Indio. “Now lets get out there and put some lipstick on this pig” thundered Tom at his Marketing Team.  

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Brexit Tom appointed Chief Negotiator

A brash Brexit Tom has been appointed as the Chief Negotiator for Britain’s withdrawal (Brexit) from the European Union (EU).  Brexit Tom has learned all his legendary negotiating skills from speed reading The Donald’s engaging “Art of the Deal”. Opening … Continue reading

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Groundhog Day for 8 Years

    Punxsutawney Tom has emerged from his burrow to predict 8 years of daily protests and cute chants.  “Now that is what I call effective problem solving” said the musty rodent. Get me Bill Murray’s Agent.  He is a natural … Continue reading

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Tom U announces classes forming on Demonstrations and Boycotting

Tom is proud to announce that the prestigious Tom University  will be offering classes with new majors in Demonstrations and Boycotts. The Boycotting class will be taught by Chuckie “Cry Me a River” Schumer and the Reverend Al SharpTom.  Chuckie Schumer … Continue reading

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Tom to provide “safe space” for all who fear Trump Presidency

Today in a dramatic announcement, Tom introduced the TomVille Safe Space for all who fear a Trump Presidency. Located on the wind-blown plains of TomVille housed in Libyan surplus tents left by Col. Moammar Gadhafi, prices will mirror those at the … Continue reading

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Elected Officials are asking Tom “Should I boycott the Inaugurtion?”

Nationwide a nervous political class are worried about whether they should boycott the inauguration of Donald J. Trump. Answering these inquiries is turning into a lucrative consulting business for Tom. Tom is recommending a three-part analysis. First check if you received … Continue reading

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