Category Archives: Travel

The Tom recommends The TMZ stay in their zone.

The TMZ (Thirty Mile Zone)  stands for thirty-mile zone, the historic studio zone within a 30-mile (50 km) radius centered at the intersection of West Beverly Boulevard and North La Cienega Boulevard in Los Angeles, California Note this doesn’t apply … Continue reading

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Stormy Daniels plans to go to the Border. Is The Tom next?

The Gateway Pundit is reporting that famed porno actress and special humanitarian Stormy Daniels is planning to go to the Border tp welcome mothers who are illegally crossing the Border in order to get their children ripped from their arms. … Continue reading

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Blog takes a backseat as The Tom is ripping children out of mothers’ arms

This Blog has been dark for a few days as The Tom has obtained a piecework contract getting paid big bucks to rip children out of the arms of their  mothers. The Tom opined “This is such easy money as … Continue reading

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Will The Tom stand in for Meghan Markle’s father at the wedding?

With Meghan Markle’s father bowing out of the wedding as father of the Bride  due to the after effects of a heart attack and a paparazzi scandal allegedly selling staged photos, everybody is clamoring for The Tom to stand in … Continue reading

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Coachella 2018

The Tom just gently reminds you that Coachella 2018 is still Indio, CA with blistering heat and punishing winds to punctuate your musical experience. The Tom highly recommends that all babes and beauties just but a new hot outfit and … Continue reading

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The Tom asks: ” What was in that 6’8″ missile sent to Syria?

An ever curious The Tom asked The Donald what was in that 6’8″ cruise missile with the Slimeball graffiti on the exterior thjat was launched into a Syria chemical weapons facility. ” Will he be back for the George Clintonopoulos … Continue reading

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Hellflower is NOT a sh**hole – #sh**holes

The Tom has walked back comments that implied that the Los TomVille suburb of Hellflower is a sh**hole.  Some parts of Los TomVille may meet the technical HUD definition of a sh**hole.  However as a whole Los TomVille is best … Continue reading

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The Tom’s Thanksgiving message is one we are all thankful for and will unite a divided country

The Tom in his Thanksgiving message assured the world that he would not post a blog on Thanksgiving.  This is news that we can all be thankful for. Further his message is so deep and unexpected that it will unite … Continue reading

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Tom issues a Hyperloopy challenge to Elon Musky

Modern day P.T. Barnum, Elon Musky, has put out a challenge to get otherwise bright people to compete for a Hyperloopy  prize.  The Hyperloopy is based on pneumatic vacuum  air tube communications systems in Department stores in the 1950s. If … Continue reading

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Tom declares Elipse the most overhyped, underperformance since…?

Tom said that the eclipse was the most overhyped and overrated event since Tim Kaine was nominated to be the Democratic candidate for Vice President. It was like any other night (except for starless LA).  And at 2 minutes it … Continue reading

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