Category Archives: Travel

Coachella is still Indio, CA

To all the Beautiful People and the rest who can’t afford the Coachella Festival, remember Coachella is still Indio. “Now lets get out there and put some lipstick on this pig” thundered Tom at his Marketing Team.  

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Brexit Tom appointed Chief Negotiator

A brash Brexit Tom has been appointed as the Chief Negotiator for Britain’s withdrawal (Brexit) from the European Union (EU).  Brexit Tom has learned all his legendary negotiating skills from speed reading The Donald’s engaging “Art of the Deal”. Opening … Continue reading

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Groundhog Day for 8 Years

    Punxsutawney Tom has emerged from his burrow to predict 8 years of daily protests and cute chants.  “Now that is what I call effective problem solving” said the musty rodent. Get me Bill Murray’s Agent.  He is a natural … Continue reading

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Tom U announces classes forming on Demonstrations and Boycotting

Tom is proud to announce that the prestigious Tom University  will be offering classes with new majors in Demonstrations and Boycotts. The Boycotting class will be taught by Chuckie “Cry Me a River” Schumer and the Reverend Al SharpTom.  Chuckie Schumer … Continue reading

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Tom to provide “safe space” for all who fear Trump Presidency

Today in a dramatic announcement, Tom introduced the TomVille Safe Space for all who fear a Trump Presidency. Located on the wind-blown plains of TomVille housed in Libyan surplus tents left by Col. Moammar Gadhafi, prices will mirror those at the … Continue reading

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Elected Officials are asking Tom “Should I boycott the Inaugurtion?”

Nationwide a nervous political class are worried about whether they should boycott the inauguration of Donald J. Trump. Answering these inquiries is turning into a lucrative consulting business for Tom. Tom is recommending a three-part analysis. First check if you received … Continue reading

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Tom urges The Donald to take a fresh look at Hillary for Secretary of State

Tom rushed to the Trump tower to help smooth the waters regarding the Secretary of State position.  With Rudy Giuliani dropping out of the race, running out of Generals to appoint  and a Mitt Tomney who may be even too … Continue reading

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Is Hillary on the Short List for Seretary of State?

Sources in the Trump Transition Team are saying that Hillary Rodman Clinton is emerging as a rival to Mitt Tomney as Secretary of State. First and foremost, we already have a Madam Secretary on TV so we wouldn’t have to … Continue reading

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Tom secures buses to move celebrities who want to move if Trump won

Over the years many celebrities have threaten to move if their candidate doesn’t win.  This year the lists includes: Amy Schumer, Cher, John Stewart, Barbara Streisand, Miley Cyrus, Liam Hemsworthy, Chelsea Handler, Bryan Cranston, Lena Dunham and Hillary Rodman Clinton.  … Continue reading

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Lindsay Lohan reaches out to Tom after severing finger in boating accident

Lindsay Lohan severed her left ring finger in a horrible boating accident and had it surgically reattached.  This was a golden opportunity to re-bond with her fans. Then news broke that Lindsay’s nemesis Kim Kardashian was robbed at gun point … Continue reading

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