Tag Archives: A-Rod

Ryan Lochte just signed on with Tom’s PR Agency

In a major coup, Tom signed Ryan Lochte to an exclusive Public Relations package. One of Tom’s biggest challenges is Lochte hasn’t risen to the level of Tom’s previous clients who include: Kobe Bryant, A-Rod, Ray Rice and O.J. Simpson. … Continue reading

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Baseball scouts drool as Justin Bieber’s heater (eggs) hits 104 mph on JUGS Gun

Baseball scouts gathered at Justin Bieber’s Calabasas, CA house to see The Bieb hurl some high hard one eggs at his neighbor’s house.  Having bought out the eggs display at the local Safeway, Bieber with his characteristic “high” leg kick fired … Continue reading

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A clean A-ROID rages against Arbitrator’s 162 game suspension decision

Alex Rodriguez formerly nicknamed A-ROID and now universally known as A-ROD raged against Arbitrator Fredric Horowitz’s decision reducing his 211 game suspension to 162 games.  Rumor has it he wanted the 211 game suspension to save an  embarrassing display of eroded baseball … Continue reading

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Late Breaking News: A-Roid suspended and Tom escapes MLB hammer

In a decision that defies all logic and love of fair play, Major League Baseball (MLB) suspended A-Roid through the 2014 season for PEDs and let Tom slip punishment completely. Tom told reporters, “My stats speak for themself”.

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PEDs: Tom loads up to improve Blog performance

Seeing the magic bullet that Performance Enhancing Drugs (PED) have done for the performance of Lance Armstrong, A-Roid, Ryan Braun and 20 others from Major League Baseball, Tom is loading up in a desperate attempt to improve his Blog performance. … Continue reading

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Tom is excited as he signs A-Roid to play for TomVille Slow Pitch league team

Tom was incredulous about his good fortune as he was able to sign A-Roid Rodriguez to a multi-year deal to play for the TomVille Yankees in the TomVille Slow Pitch League.  With his big league homers added to his TomVille Yankee … Continue reading

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