Tag Archives: Adam Schiff

The Tom turns the tables on Adam Schiffless

After biting his lip for over 6 months, The Tom unloaded on Rank Member Adam Schiffless in language he is uniquely qualified to understand. The Tom said he can’t discuss the evidence, but Schiffless and his colleagues in the Clinton … Continue reading

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Russian dressing banned

Courtesy  of Rank Member Adam Schiffless, King of Innuendo, the manufacture transport, sale and consumption  of Russian Dressing is banned effectively immediately. Schiffless said that we need to further investigate Russian Dressing and let the chips fall were they may.  … Continue reading

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Post Plastic Surgery: What went wrong?

You may have heard that The Tom went under the plastic surgery knife to be able to be a convincing  body double for The Donald.  Plastic Tom, M.D. assured The Tom that he would be using the newest 3-D printer … Continue reading

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Breaking News: The Tom’s involvement with Russians confirmed

TNN (TomVille News Network) has just learned from unnamed sources that the Intelligence community has proof of Tom’s involvement with the Russians.  Surely this is the smoking gun that will sink the buoyant Tom.  Rank Member Adam Schiffless said he … Continue reading

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Tom is ordered to tell Barack he is not President anymore and more…

The Tom has received his marching orders with the first order of business to tell Barack O’TomA that he is no longer President.  “But how can this be true as all world leaders love him.  He is so good-looking.  He … Continue reading

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Chief Tom brings back CONTROL to fight KAOS perpertrated by Adam Schiffless

With Rank Member Adam Schiffless spewing innuendo about Trump Russian collusion, the Chief Tom is reconstituting the old CONTROL Intelligence Agency to fight this barrage.  Special Agent Max Smart and Agent 99 are already on the case with Laraby and … Continue reading

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The Tom pitches 5 straight shutouts against Team Pelosi/Schumer/Warren/Sanders

The Tom has come roaring out of the box with  victories in 5 straight Special Elections for House of Representatives.   Some may say the public is souring a bit on the non-Stop Russian Collusion innuendo against Trump and those … Continue reading

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The Tom shocks Democrats and Media allies with civics lesson

Tom gathered Democrats and their Media Allies in an emergency meeting at Madison Square Garden. In hushed tones, The Tom gravely told the huddled masses that if they succeed in running The Donald out of the Presidency, Hillary Rodman Clinton … Continue reading

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Style consultant Tom recommends Rompers for Men — Romphims

Ever the fashion forward voice, Tom is recommending Rompers to his political clients who always want to be ahead of the trends.  On the domestic side, Tom is recommending rompers for The Donald, Chuckie Schumer, Adam Schiffless, John McCain and … Continue reading

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