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The Donald urges The Tom to find some money for The Wall in the Bezos’ divorce scrapes

When The Donald heard that The Tom has set his romantic sights on MacKenzie Bezos, he reasoned that in a $137 Billion divorce there is some rounding error funding for a mere $8 Billion Wall extension. Now this is leverage … Continue reading

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The Tom swoops in to provide solace to MacKenzie Bezos

With the news that Jeff and MacKenzie Bezos are getting a divorce, The Tom is willing to help MacKenzie  rid herself of the stigma of being the world’s richest women as the Bezos split $137 Billion in Amazon loot. Only … Continue reading

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Where is my invitation to the Royal Wedding?

The Tom is starting to get nervous as he has not yet received his invitation to the Royal Wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. Is it because The Donald has criticized the Post Office and the preference it is … Continue reading

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