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Simon Cowell’s Baby ruled ugliest since Norie West

The photos are in and Simon Cowell’s baby, Eric Cowell” with girl friend Lauren Silverman is the ugliest baby picture since the Kim Kardashian – Kanye West production of North West. “Tom. you idiot.  You are looking at Simon not the Baby … Continue reading

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Jessica Simpson: “I am having Tom’s (& everybody else’s) Baby”

Speaking to crack reporters from TomVille tonight an incredibly radiant and juggular Jessica Simpson said “I will be having Tom’s baby”.  She plans to be impregnated by Tom as soon as she delivers the baby she is carrying. Tom is arranging … Continue reading

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Is there a bun in Halle Berry’s oven?

Forget North Korea as Tom was just alerted that Halle Berry has a bun in the oven.  This is news worth getting excited about. After an exhausted search, Tom has learned the name of the father in this TomVille Tonight … Continue reading

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