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Carbon Big Foot Barack hectors Coast Guard Academy grads on Climate Change

Barack O’TomA a known carbon glutton (Air Force One 747, Big Breast Limo and a flotilla of huge SUVs ) gave the Coast Guard Academy Commencement speech where he told a number of Climate Change whoppers including Global Warming as a contributor to … Continue reading

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Throwing caution to the wind, Tom orders Burger King’s new Inversion Burger

Facing withering criticism from Barack O’TomA for aiding corporate deserters and being economically unpatriotic, Tom walked in to his local Burger King and ordered an inversion burger with a side of Tim Horton’s coffee and donuts to celebrate the King’ … Continue reading

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Tom on Campaign Trail: “If you like your savings account, you can keep your savings account”

Tom has hit the Campaign Trail running with a new mantra “If you like your savings account, you can keep your savings account.”  Aides had mulled over the wisdom of this statement in light of virtually no interest paid on … Continue reading

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Watch out Middle Class: Tom applies for Capitol Janitor Gig

Lost in the Obama Sequester Whopper flap over alleged devastating loss of pay by Capitol Janitors was the nugget that these janitors are paid $49,481/year on the day shift and $51,644/year on the night shift.  This compares to median teacher … Continue reading

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