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The Tom releases two ThrowBack Thursday Truths

The Tom goes deep into his bag of truths for two of the greatest truths on Throwback Thursday OJ Simpson was innocent beyond any doubt in the murder of his wife Nicole Brown Simpson. President Hillary Rodman Clinton won the … Continue reading

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The Tom in negotiations to rename Barack O’TomA Blvd.

Just a  day after Los Angeles Leaders 9not to be confused with Leaders) renamed a 3 mile stretch of Rodeo Rd. to Barack O’TomA Blvd., The Tom approached these same Leaders with a lucrative deal that would include renaming O’TomA … Continue reading

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Lunch Bucket Biden — What is in your Lunch Bucket?

“Lunch Bucket Joe Biden, Give me a break”, bellowed The Tom. Lunch Bucket is portrayed as a product of hard scrabbled Scranton PA.   The truth is that the family moved to Delaware when Lunch bucket was 11.  In 1970, … Continue reading

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” you say po tA toe and I say po tah toe” “I say historic and you say unprecedented I say O’TomA and you say The Tom”

The Tom has finally proven that there is no such thing as Media bias.  For example when our beloved Barack O’TomA was President, everything that he did no matter how minor was characterized as “Historic”.  Everything that The Donald does … Continue reading

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Breaking News: The Tom is reporting that The John doesn’t want The Donald at his funeral

In his first reporting assignment  for the mainstream media, The Tom’s story that The John McCain, Maverick and Democrat  icon,  doesn’t want The Donald at his funeral is splashed all over the Internet.  Evidently political grudges do indeed have eternal … Continue reading

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Mao, Hitler, Stalin, Vlad, Saddam, Kim, Barack, Castro and David Hogg — I like my Dictators ruthless

Great Dictators have a lot in common.  Control is the key.  They may control via  dynamic and  frequently long speeches.  Hitler, Castro, Barack O’TomA and David Hogg come to mind   Others including Hitler, Saddam,  and Stalin were willing and … Continue reading

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In a last dith effort to get a Royal Wedding invitiion, The Tom petitions The Queen

The Tom is becoming increasingly desperate to score an invitation to the Royal Wedding.  The Tom is bitter that his rival Barak O’TomA already has his invitation in hand. In his petition to Queen Elizabeth, The Tom has pointed out … Continue reading

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Where is my invitation to the Royal Wedding?

The Tom is starting to get nervous as he has not yet received his invitation to the Royal Wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. Is it because The Donald has criticized the Post Office and the preference it is … Continue reading

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Pope Francis may need a new Wing Man

  On Good Friday, Pope Francis hinted that there was no Hell (evidently he hasn’t been to Hellflower, CA).  If this is true, The Pope would loose his Wing Man, The Devil. Where could the Pope find a Wing man … Continue reading

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Was Clapper in the Crapper?

Q.   So who is James Clapper?  A.   Dear Leader  Barack O’TomA’s Director of National Intelligence.  He is best known for his biting criticism of The Tom and The Donald. Now that our hero Robert Mueller has indicted some … Continue reading

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