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” you say po tA toe and I say po tah toe” “I say historic and you say unprecedented I say O’TomA and you say The Tom”

The Tom has finally proven that there is no such thing as Media bias.  For example when our beloved Barack O’TomA was President, everything that he did no matter how minor was characterized as “Historic”.  Everything that The Donald does … Continue reading

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Breaking News: The Tom is reporting that The John doesn’t want The Donald at his funeral

In his first reporting assignment  for the mainstream media, The Tom’s story that The John McCain, Maverick and Democrat  icon,  doesn’t want The Donald at his funeral is splashed all over the Internet.  Evidently political grudges do indeed have eternal … Continue reading

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Mao, Hitler, Stalin, Vlad, Saddam, Kim, Barack, Castro and David Hogg — I like my Dictators ruthless

Great Dictators have a lot in common.  Control is the key.  They may control via  dynamic and  frequently long speeches.  Hitler, Castro, Barack O’TomA and David Hogg come to mind   Others including Hitler, Saddam,  and Stalin were willing and … Continue reading

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In a last dith effort to get a Royal Wedding invitiion, The Tom petitions The Queen

The Tom is becoming increasingly desperate to score an invitation to the Royal Wedding.  The Tom is bitter that his rival Barak O’TomA already has his invitation in hand. In his petition to Queen Elizabeth, The Tom has pointed out … Continue reading

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Where is my invitation to the Royal Wedding?

The Tom is starting to get nervous as he has not yet received his invitation to the Royal Wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. Is it because The Donald has criticized the Post Office and the preference it is … Continue reading

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Pope Francis may need a new Wing Man

  On Good Friday, Pope Francis hinted that there was no Hell (evidently he hasn’t been to Hellflower, CA).  If this is true, The Pope would loose his Wing Man, The Devil. Where could the Pope find a Wing man … Continue reading

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Was Clapper in the Crapper?

Q.   So who is James Clapper?  A.   Dear Leader  Barack O’TomA’s Director of National Intelligence.  He is best known for his biting criticism of The Tom and The Donald. Now that our hero Robert Mueller has indicted some … Continue reading

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Hellflower is NOT a sh**hole – #sh**holes

The Tom has walked back comments that implied that the Los TomVille suburb of Hellflower is a sh**hole.  Some parts of Los TomVille may meet the technical HUD definition of a sh**hole.  However as a whole Los TomVille is best … Continue reading

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Tom plots the career resurgance of Charlie Rose (RCG)

Tom is feverishly working on a plan for the resurgence of Charlie  Rose (Roe Colored Glasses) career. As part of the process, Tom has prepared a list of potential career assets for Charlie to decide to emphasize.  Initial brainstorming has … Continue reading

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George H.W. Bush busted for sexual assualt.. Who’d a thunk it?

The 5 living Presidents appeared at a hurricane fund-raiser. But the headline coming out of the event was an accusation by Actress Heather Lind that George  H.W. Bush sexually assaulted her from behind.  He may have also told abad jike. … Continue reading

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