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Has The Tom been Unmasked (FISA or COVID)?

It appears that in Lunch Bucket Joe, a woman of color’s, implementation of his Covid strategy which entails placing a mask (Covid)on The Donald has run into a problem. The Tom still needs to be Unmasked.  Enter the supreme Unmasker … Continue reading

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Barack O’TomA endorses Lunch Pail Joe

Barack O’TomA finally got around to his To Do List and checked off endorsing Lunch Pair Joe Biden.  Nobody knows better than O’TomA that The Lunch Pail has lost about 20 mph off his fast ball. But  by heaping praise … Continue reading

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I like Mike’s money — Debate Academy Edition

The Tom has approached Mike Blumberg with a golden idea of franchising a nationwide chain of Debate Academies to train politians and future debaters. In the concept, Mike will how to transition from a wooden figure in commercials into a … Continue reading

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Impeach Bowl (with apologies to the Peach Bowl)

Chairman Schiff leads a team of Democrats known for their Abuse of Power football on the gridiron (with a pocket full of unauthorized phone records and a non-law sometimes known as DACA.  There Chairman Schiff will meet a trash talking … Continue reading

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Barack O’TomA purchases Martha’s Vineyard Crib

Former POTUS and social justice warrior Barack O’TomA has purchased a $15M 29 Acre estate in Martha’s Vineyard.  No word yet if he will be selling housed in D.C., Hawaii and Rancho Mirage. While I have never been to Martha’ … Continue reading

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The Tom releases two ThrowBack Thursday Truths

The Tom goes deep into his bag of truths for two of the greatest truths on Throwback Thursday OJ Simpson was innocent beyond any doubt in the murder of his wife Nicole Brown Simpson. President Hillary Rodman Clinton won the … Continue reading

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The Tom in negotiations to rename Barack O’TomA Blvd.

Just a  day after Los Angeles Leaders 9not to be confused with Leaders) renamed a 3 mile stretch of Rodeo Rd. to Barack O’TomA Blvd., The Tom approached these same Leaders with a lucrative deal that would include renaming O’TomA … Continue reading

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Lunch Bucket Biden — What is in your Lunch Bucket?

“Lunch Bucket Joe Biden, Give me a break”, bellowed The Tom. Lunch Bucket is portrayed as a product of hard scrabbled Scranton PA.   The truth is that the family moved to Delaware when Lunch bucket was 11.  In 1970, … Continue reading

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” you say po tA toe and I say po tah toe” “I say historic and you say unprecedented I say O’TomA and you say The Tom”

The Tom has finally proven that there is no such thing as Media bias.  For example when our beloved Barack O’TomA was President, everything that he did no matter how minor was characterized as “Historic”.  Everything that The Donald does … Continue reading

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Breaking News: The Tom is reporting that The John doesn’t want The Donald at his funeral

In his first reporting assignment  for the mainstream media, The Tom’s story that The John McCain, Maverick and Democrat  icon,  doesn’t want The Donald at his funeral is splashed all over the Internet.  Evidently political grudges do indeed have eternal … Continue reading

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