Tag Archives: Bernie Sanders

Major Transition Team problem identified by ABC

George Clintonopoulos on on  ABC’s This Week exposed a major problem for the Trump Transition.  He opined that Trump was running out of Generals, Admirals and Goldman Sachs employees to appoint.  There are only 498 Generals and 160 Admirals on … Continue reading

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Sanders switches endorsement to Nikita Khrushchev

Today, Burnie Sanders switched his endorsement from Hillary Rodman Clinton to Nikita Khrushchev.  Burnie said that Nikita would be an historic candidate, the oldest President at 122 and our first dead president (although we are not certain of this). Burnie … Continue reading

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Hillary offers Burnie a Presidential proposition he can’t refuse

According to knowledgeable Tom sources, Hillary Rodman Clinton offered Burnie Sanders a Presidential proposition that the old Socialist couldn’t refuse.  Saying she was tired of his criticism of Big Banks especially the wise Goldman Sachs and their Speakers Bureau, Hillary … Continue reading

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The Tom asks Secret Service to beef up security

In an exclusive interview with Gun & Guns Magazine, The Tom outlined his security concerns after far left demonstrators have disrupted his events by hurling rocks and pepper spraying little girls. As most The Tom Aficionados know the heart of The … Continue reading

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Tom in a deep dive has found who is rigging the economy

Tom has issued a Twitter apology (as opposed to a real apology) to Burnie Sanders and Hillary Rodman Clinton when he implied they were suffering from paranoia in believing somebody was rigging the economy, The ever vigilant Tom could not … Continue reading

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Burnie Sanders and Hillary Rodman Clinton know that the economy is rigged

It is rigged.  Both Burnie and Hillary are convinced that the economy is rigged and have been telling us Ad nauseam.  But who exactly are these people who have rigged the economy?  Where do they meet?  What actions have they … Continue reading

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Tom will not seek nor accept Socialist Democrat Nomination

Just minutes after Speaker Paul Ryan declined (the not offered) Republican nomination for President, Tom strode to the podium with a highly anticipated announcement. Despite his disappointment that neither Burnie Sanders nor Hillary Rodman Clinton would extend their platform of free … Continue reading

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Panama Tom sees opportunities in Barack’s new Financial Advisor Regs

Panama Tom sees opportunity in knowledge gleaned from  the Mossack Fonseca law firm document leaks (known as the Panama Papers) and the new Barack O’TomA Financial Advisor Regulations. The Panama Papers have provided Tom with a window of opportunity now that … Continue reading

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AI News: Tom scores a great deal on slightly used Tay Bot

Tom is the undisputed King of Wholesale, Outlet Malls, Off Price stores and Discount stores.  He has documented scores of deals including everything from Edwardian suits to Betamax systems. Just think of his excitement when next to the powerful Commodore … Continue reading

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As Generals Rodman-Clinton and Burn-Sanders roll over bankers, Tom pops up from a foxhole to ask…

The Democrat Socialist candidates for President have been brilliant in rolling over on the bankers.  The assaults by Generals Burn-Standers and Rodman-Clinton are more powerful than General Sherman’s march to the sea.  They have been buttressed by news reports that the … Continue reading

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