Tag Archives: Bruce Willis

Baby Nori West still ugly invoking profound Plastic Surgery questions

Most objective observers would agree with Tom that North West (Baby Nori) spawn of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West is still ugly. A butt implant, liposuction and hair transplantation are the minimum cosmetic surgery that this baby needs. This has … Continue reading

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Tom, the “Blade Shaver” endorses Pistorius defense

After careful analysis tom “Blade Shaver” declared that Oscar “Blade Runner”, a South African idol, has an iron clad defense to unfounded murder charges in the accidental death of his girl friend who had the audacity of going to the bathroom in … Continue reading

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Tom blasts the Academy for Oscar snub

Tom backed by a chorus line of action heroes wielding incredibly huge guns including Stallone, Schwarzenegger, Norris, Willis and Mubarak leveled a blast at the Academy that was worthy of the biggest blockbuster.  The snub of Expendables 2 can only be … Continue reading

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Tom screens Expendables 2 and predicts Best Picture Oscar

Returning from the mall theatre where he screened the latest Sylvester Stallone classic “Expendables 2”, Tom boldly predicted a long overdue Best Picture Oscar for Stallone. Stallone was able to assemble the greatest collection of action hero has-beens since Tom … Continue reading

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