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The Tom begs The Donald to fire The Arnold

After profusely lauding The Donald for his wisdom in retaining Executive Producer credits for Celebrity, Tom begged The Donald to fire Arnold Schwarzenegger as the new host of the Celebrity Apprentice. The Arnold is a mush mouth opined The tom.  … Continue reading

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Hillary’s fierey new Agent inks high profile deals

Since signing on with Tom’s Talent Agency in the early morning of November 9, 2016, Hillary Rodman Clinton is hot again. The fiery Alt-Right Tom has inked a slew of blockbuster deals for America’s darling.  First up is a gig on … Continue reading

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Money, Money, Mon-ey

The Tom congratulates The Donald.  And The Donald congratulates The Tom as the Mighty Pence looked on. The Tom whispered this advice in The Donald’s ear, “Make your first Executive Order the firing of Arnold Schwarzenegger from ‘The Celebrity Apprentice’”.

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Tom inks Lochte to Dancing with the Stars (DWS)

Just one day after signing on with Tom’s PR firm to rehabilitate his image, Ryan Lochte was announced as a contestant on “Dancing with the Stars” Season 23.  Tom struck out when he pitched Lochte  for “Bachelorette”, “Bachelor in Paradise” … Continue reading

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Diplomacy 101: Rodman does Kim Jong Eun two Solids. Pay it forward

In just a few days Dennis Rodman has accomplished in North Korea what the most wonderful woman the world has ever known, Hilliary Clinton, who spent 4 years accummulating the most frequent flyer miles on any Secretary of State ever, … Continue reading

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The Donald shows Mitt Tomney some love (of his money) with endorsement

In a surprise announcement today, The Donald (Donald Duck or Trump) shocked Newtron Tom and endorsed Mitt Tomney for President. The endorsement just happened to coincide with the start of publicity for the next installment of Celebrity Apprentice. As C … Continue reading

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