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Tom Foundation (TF) and Tom Global Initiative (TGI) – New expedited process

Tom has just authorized an expedited process to contribute to your favorite charity the TF-TGI. Instead of writing checks (large) to the Foundation for their fine work in supporting Tom and his family, you may now make your checks directly payable … Continue reading

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The Tom Family Foundation and Global Initiative: Large Discreet Foreign Donations Welcome

The Tom Family Foundation and Global Initiative just issued a series of important announcements. First, Tom announced that the Foundation was accepting large discreet Foreign donations.  An especially desirable option for our foreign donors are naming rights.  Say for example you … Continue reading

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BREAKING NEWS: Chelsea Clinton clears Madam Secretary in foreign contributions and email scandals

TomVille Mile Zone (TMZ) reporter TommySue just got this Breaking News from the Clinton Global Initiatives conference.  No greater a legal and government policy expert and former Hedge Fund maven, Rock Center with Brian Williams correspondent and Clinton foundation functionary than Chelsea Clinton … Continue reading

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Hillary Rodman Clinton outsources Grandmother duties

For those of you with a long memory, we heard time and time again during Princess’ Chelsea’s pregnancy how being a Grandmother was Hillary Rodman Clinton’s ultimate role. But just like she outsourced intimate duties with King Bill to Monica … Continue reading

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NBC News is in shock as star Investigative Reporter quits

Grossly underpaid at $600,000 per year, star Investigative Reporter Chelsea Clinton quit her job with NBC News.  NBC News executives were in total shock and unable to comment. The people know that Chelsea’s reporting on “Rock Center with Brian Williams” … Continue reading

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Hard Choices: Hillary Rodman Clinton to abdicate in favor of Princess Chelsea?

In the 4th year of Queen Hillary Rodman Clinton’s 2nd Term (4th Obama term) as President, there is a Hard Choice as to whether she should abdicate to install Princess Chelsea Clinton as President.  While Chelsea is eminently qualified by … Continue reading

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Tom revealed as a Dark Horse to Co-Host “The View”

Access TomVille and TomVille Tonight were all a Twitter as it was revealed that Tom is a leading candidate to Co-Host “The view” replacing a “retiring” Barbara Walters. In preparations for a series of interviews with Network executives, Tom has … Continue reading

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TomVille 1st Daughter upstages Chelsea Clinton Mezvinsky with bun in the oven announcement

Racing to the podium at the TomVille Global Initiative Conference was TomVille’s voluptuous 1st Daughter TommySue who announced that she has a bun in the oven and has started the process of elimination in naming the BabyDaddy. This hasty announcement was … Continue reading

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Hillary Rodman Clinton Accomplishment Review

As we near the mid-point of the 4th term of the Presidency of Hillary Rodman Clinton, it is time to take a careful and appreciative look at her accomplishment and why she is such a compelling figure Clinton was an … Continue reading

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Tom volunteers to grant Hillary Clinton’s desire to be a Grandmother

As the ultimate authority of somebody who hasn’t driven a car since 1996, Hillary Rodham Clinton revealed to the National Auto Dealers Association that her true goal was not the Presidency, but rather to become a Grandmother. With the nation facing … Continue reading

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