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The Tom to offer Green New Deal in TomVille State of the Union

The Tom gives the State of the Union for TomVille with the statement “It is beautiful baby” In the speech, The Tom outlined the Green New Deal.  It is so beautiful.  The Tom sells stock shares entitling people to use … Continue reading

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When exactly does a TV Pundit become a Hypocrite and then a Pompous Ass?

The Tom will answer the above question even though he is on the short list to be the next Secretary of Defense.  The Tom likes to say the answer I the minute they open their mouth. These Pundits  have accused … Continue reading

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Next Justice of Supreme Court?

Will The Ford help the The Fein and The Schu topple the nomination of The Kav?  And if so will former Wing Man to The Donald, The Tom, emerge as the next member of the Supreme Court.  The Tom nomination … Continue reading

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The Tom offers free civics lessons to The Resistance

With The Mueller winning on 8 of 18 charges against The Maneford and The Cohen pleading guilty to crimes and non crimes in a plea bargain, The Resistance believes that they have the momentum for their Coup d’état ousting The … Continue reading

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Is The Tom on the Supreme Court short list?

As soon as Associate Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy announced his retirement, the pundits and popular opinion have coalesced around The Tom as the perfect Supreme Court nominee.  Known for his interests in the areas of Social Media Bullying and … Continue reading

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How did they know that The Tom was celebrating on the yacht?

How did Senators Elizabeth Warren and Chuckie Schumer know that The Tom was watching C-SPAN on his yacht while the Tax Cut legislation was going thru the grinder  And how did they know that The Tom was celebrating by sipping … Continue reading

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Tom launches a premptive strike to keep from getting thrown under the bus

With Hillary Rodman Clinton throwing everybody from her campaign except herself under the bus and The Donald throwing Republicans chosen by Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi under the bus, The Tom is getting nervous that God forbid he might get … Continue reading

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The Tom jumps on the Democrat bandwagon

In a surprise move The Tom joined The Donald is becoming a Democrat after signing the Democrat budget deal.  The Tom said “I loved kissing Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi’ rings.  And there is absolutely no media criticism on this … Continue reading

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Breaking News: The Tom’s involvement with Russians confirmed

TNN (TomVille News Network) has just learned from unnamed sources that the Intelligence community has proof of Tom’s involvement with the Russians.  Surely this is the smoking gun that will sink the buoyant Tom.  Rank Member Adam Schiffless said he … Continue reading

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Tom is ordered to tell Barack he is not President anymore and more…

The Tom has received his marching orders with the first order of business to tell Barack O’TomA that he is no longer President.  “But how can this be true as all world leaders love him.  He is so good-looking.  He … Continue reading

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