Tag Archives: Chuck Schumer

Breaking News: The Tom’s involvement with Russians confirmed

TNN (TomVille News Network) has just learned from unnamed sources that the Intelligence community has proof of Tom’s involvement with the Russians.  Surely this is the smoking gun that will sink the buoyant Tom.  Rank Member Adam Schiffless said he … Continue reading

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Tom is ordered to tell Barack he is not President anymore and more…

The Tom has received his marching orders with the first order of business to tell Barack O’TomA that he is no longer President.  “But how can this be true as all world leaders love him.  He is so good-looking.  He … Continue reading

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The Tom pitches 5 straight shutouts against Team Pelosi/Schumer/Warren/Sanders

The Tom has come roaring out of the box with  victories in 5 straight Special Elections for House of Representatives.   Some may say the public is souring a bit on the non-Stop Russian Collusion innuendo against Trump and those … Continue reading

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The Tom shocks Democrats and Media allies with civics lesson

Tom gathered Democrats and their Media Allies in an emergency meeting at Madison Square Garden. In hushed tones, The Tom gravely told the huddled masses that if they succeed in running The Donald out of the Presidency, Hillary Rodman Clinton … Continue reading

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Style consultant Tom recommends Rompers for Men — Romphims

Ever the fashion forward voice, Tom is recommending Rompers to his political clients who always want to be ahead of the trends.  On the domestic side, Tom is recommending rompers for The Donald, Chuckie Schumer, Adam Schiffless, John McCain and … Continue reading

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While The Donald hit Syria, The Tom readied his assault

Last night The Donald showed he wasn’t Pussyfooting around like Barack O’TomA as he ordered 59 TOMahawk Cruise Missiles for delivery to a Syrian airfield in retaliation for Syria’s use of saran gas. In a statement The Donald declared that … Continue reading

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YouTube ousts PewDiePie — will PewTomPie clean up?

After the Wall Street Journal uncovered Anti-Semitic jokes in some of PewDiePie’s YouTube videos, YouTube and his Disney management company dropped him with much fanfare. But only Tom is crass enough to ask what happens to the revenue from his … Continue reading

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Tom inks Chuckie “Cry Me A River” Schumer for Tom-Life Music

As soon as Tom signed Chuckie Schumer for Tom-Life Music, he put the great American  Schumer Music Catalog on the Internet and Infomercials.  Americans can’t seem to get enough of Schumer’s Greatest hits.  A sampling of these hits include: I hate … Continue reading

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The Donald tells ABC News that he favors Waterboarding Chuckie Schumer

A suddenly robust Putinesque David Muir of ABC News was able to cajole from The Donald that he believes that Waterboarding works. In addition, The Donald recommended that the Waterboarding of Chuckie Schumer start immediately and continues until he stops … Continue reading

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Letterman to retire: Top 10 reasons why Tom should replace him

With news that David Letterman plans to retire in 2015 from the Late Show on CBS, Tom has retooled the tired old Letterman bit with the Top 10 Reasons “Why Tom should replace Letterman”. #10.  Like Letterman, Tom is willing to harass employees … Continue reading

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