Tag Archives: CIA

The Tom listens for the Dog Whistle from The Gina

The Tom is listening carefully for a Dog Whistle from The Gina Haspel who is undergoing Senate Confirmation Hearings on her appointment to head the CIA.  It is amazing that there are Senators including female Senator who are picking apart … Continue reading

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Was Barack wiretapping The Tom rather than The Donald?

We now conclusively know beyond a shadow of any doubt that The Barack O’TomA’s Administration did not wiretap The Donald.  How do we know this with such absolute confidence?  We know it because the secretive CIA, FBI and NSA say … Continue reading

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Hillary offers secure server service to CIA and others

With the recent hacking of the CIA’s IT network and the subsequent posting of thousands of CIA documents on WikiLeaks, Hillary Rodman Clinton is hawking her secure server service.  This is not some lofty cloud service, but rather a private … Continue reading

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Putin uses Op -Ed to mock Tom’s Exceptionalism

Old nemesis Vladimir Putin has posted an Op-Ed in the  TomVille Times blasting Tom and mocking Tom’s Exceptionalism.  Putin even added God to his blast of Tom. Currently, Tom has hunkered down wrapped in his Exceptionalism awaiting advice from the … Continue reading

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Petraeus resigns from CIA over Extra-Marital Affair and starts work tomorrow at Clinton Global Initiative

General David Petraeus resigned as CIA Director over an Extra-Marital Affair.  Evidently somebody is still spying at the CIA. Former President Bill “Bubba” Clinton welcomed Petraeus to the Clinton Global Initiative saying “lets hit the bars tonight.  I feel lucky.”

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