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J. Edgar Comey attempts to bring down The Tom

With a dogged determination, J. Edgar Comey, an unelected subordinate, is attempting to bring down The Tom.  J. Edgar is approaching it with a determination worthy of a brick by brick dismantling of the Tom Tower. In his arsenal, J. … Continue reading

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Tom braces for Climate Change Hot Air

With The Donald announcing the withdrawal for the Paris Climate Accord, Tom is expecting blistering “Hot Air” that may melt all the glaciers and icebergs in the world.  It will get overheated. Where is Al Bore when we need him … Continue reading

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ISIS offers Kathy Griffin a scholarship

Anatomy major with a minor in beheading? It is a proven fact that conservatives don’t have a sense of humor.

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At TSU Commencement without naming names, The Tom blasts Hillary without naming names for blasting The Donald without naming names

Without naming names, The Tom blasted Hillary Rodman Clinton in a fiery Commencement Address at TomVille State University (TSU).  The Tom blasted her for her sour grapes laden address at Wellesley College where she blasted the beloved The Donald without … Continue reading

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The Tom catches The Barack trying to upstage The Donald

As the Donald continued his whirlwind diplomatic tour of the Middle East and Europe, The Tom noticed that serial Election Meddler (Greece, Russia 2012, Iraq 2014, Egypt 2014, USA 2016, Brexit, France, Germany} Barack O’TomA has appeared in Europe trying to … Continue reading

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Tom scores exclusive interview with J. Edgar Comey

In an exclusive off the record interview with unnamed source J. Edgar Comey, Tom was bowled over by the Comey mystique and his sterling record.  He indicated that his crowning achievement was manufacturing CYA  memos to himself about The Donald. … Continue reading

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The Tom shocks Democrats and Media allies with civics lesson

Tom gathered Democrats and their Media Allies in an emergency meeting at Madison Square Garden. In hushed tones, The Tom gravely told the huddled masses that if they succeed in running The Donald out of the Presidency, Hillary Rodman Clinton … Continue reading

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Style consultant Tom recommends Rompers for Men — Romphims

Ever the fashion forward voice, Tom is recommending Rompers to his political clients who always want to be ahead of the trends.  On the domestic side, Tom is recommending rompers for The Donald, Chuckie Schumer, Adam Schiffless, John McCain and … Continue reading

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The Tom fires Eliot Ness

In a move that et TomVille all a Twitter, The Tom fired FBI Director Eliot Ness.  With chants of “Lock Her Up” booming in the background.  Tom cited poor ratings for Untouchables reruns as the primary cause for the dismissal. … Continue reading

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Hillary is Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

Hillary Rodman Clinton has recently emerged to explain her stunning defeat.  She took total ownership.  She did NOT blame FBI Director James Comey.  She did NOT blame Vlad Putin and the Russians.  She did NOT blame blacks for not showing up … Continue reading

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