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Will The Tom stand in for Meghan Markle’s father at the wedding?

With Meghan Markle’s father bowing out of the wedding as father of the Bride  due to the after effects of a heart attack and a paparazzi scandal allegedly selling staged photos, everybody is clamoring for The Tom to stand in … Continue reading

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The Donald asks The Tom to bring The Rudy up to speed on The Stormy

New legal honcho The Rudy Giuliani had a bit of a rough start coming off the blocks in The Stormy Daniels matter.  The Donald immediately called for his most trusted confident, The Tom, to bring The Rudy up to speed. … Continue reading

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Breaking News: The Tom is reporting that The John doesn’t want The Donald at his funeral

In his first reporting assignment  for the mainstream media, The Tom’s story that The John McCain, Maverick and Democrat  icon,  doesn’t want The Donald at his funeral is splashed all over the Internet.  Evidently political grudges do indeed have eternal … Continue reading

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The Tom to school The Kayne for loving The Donald

As the word filtered back to his fans and more importantly to The KardASShians that The Kayne has expressed support for The Donald, The KardASSians huddled up and decided to immediately retain The Tom to do an intervention with the … Continue reading

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The Tom asks: ” What was in that 6’8″ missile sent to Syria?

An ever curious The Tom asked The Donald what was in that 6’8″ cruise missile with the Slimeball graffiti on the exterior thjat was launched into a Syria chemical weapons facility. ” Will he be back for the George Clintonopoulos … Continue reading

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The Mueller just found evidence of Russian Election Collusion on Stormy Daniels

In an incredible piece of Prosecutorial Investigation, The Mueller just found evidence of Russian Election Collusion in the Stormy Daniels affair.  Surely, The Mueller will be raiding her and her attorney’s houses, offices etc. as he did for The Donald’s … Continue reading

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The Donald tells The Tom he can fire The Mueller

The Tom was giddy when he learned that his mentor The Donald said that he can fire The Mueller.  Only a Dictator can’t be fired. And what by the way happened to the Russia Collusion (cue Adam Schiff-less) Members of … Continue reading

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In a last dith effort to get a Royal Wedding invitiion, The Tom petitions The Queen

The Tom is becoming increasingly desperate to score an invitation to the Royal Wedding.  The Tom is bitter that his rival Barak O’TomA already has his invitation in hand. In his petition to Queen Elizabeth, The Tom has pointed out … Continue reading

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Where is my invitation to the Royal Wedding?

The Tom is starting to get nervous as he has not yet received his invitation to the Royal Wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle. Is it because The Donald has criticized the Post Office and the preference it is … Continue reading

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The Donald needs a new Wing Man

The Donald always works best when he has a dependable and loyal Wing Man.  Since Billy Bush was ousted as The Donald’s Wing Man after the type of locker room banter from Access Hollywood, The Donald has cycled thru some … Continue reading

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