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Iran Expert says “It is all The Donald’s fault”

Emerging from the Deep-State, The Tom has rebranded himself as an Iran Expert.  In his first TV interview, The Tom said that the killing of Iran General Qassen  Soleinani proves that The Donald is responsible for all the Middle East … Continue reading

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Chairman Schiff askes “What Happened?”

Chairman Schiff was merrily going along spinning his innuendos and requesting phone records when the ground shifting under him. “You think the public is tiring of hearing my fantasy stories?” groused the embattled Chairman.

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Chairman Schiff holds a Presser

After the release of the IG report and testimony, Chairman Schiff held a Press Conference.  However for some reason this time the Presser was held in a basement closet in the Capitol with only The Tom monitoring it by using … Continue reading

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Impeach Bowl (with apologies to the Peach Bowl)

Chairman Schiff leads a team of Democrats known for their Abuse of Power football on the gridiron (with a pocket full of unauthorized phone records and a non-law sometimes known as DACA.  There Chairman Schiff will meet a trash talking … Continue reading

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We are Thankful for Chairman Schiff

Tis the day to thank Chairman Adam Schiff(less) for demonstrating  strong leadership preserving our legacy during this manufactured crisis. To the coup and consolidation of power, we can only say well done. Endorsed by:  Hosni, Fidel, Hugo, Edi, Vlad “The … Continue reading

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Chairman Schiff sends invitations to Pity Party

The Tom  has learned from anonymous sources that People’s Republic Chairman Adam Schiff has sent out invitations to his massive Pity Party also known as Impeachment Investigations.  If you have experienced any of the following slights expect an invitation in … Continue reading

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Adam Schiff makes a major Climate Change announcement

Adam Schiff(less) House Intelligence Committee (talk about a oxymoron) made a major Global Climate Change announcement. Schiff bellowed “It is Impeachment Weather”.  

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The Tom explains Rep. Katie Hill’s sudden resignation from Congress

Since Representative Katie Hill has denied violating House rules with her relationship with a staffer, most were shocked by her sudden resignation as the Ethics Committee had not even met yet. Only The tom knows that the real reason for … Continue reading

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In a twist, Clinton accuses herself of being groomed as a Russian Asset

In her eagerness to declare that Tuli Gabbard (D-Hawaii) is being groomed as a Russian Asset, Hillary Rodman Clinton declared herself a Russian Asset ready to launch a 3rd party challenge.  The only thing she is missing is Gabbard’s stint … Continue reading

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Schiff announces that Coup is complete

Stepping over the mangled bodies of Rudi Giuliani and Nancy Pelosi, coup leader Adam Schiff(less) announced that he is the new Chairman of the People’s Republic of USA and that the Coup (err) Impeachment is final with enough evidence from … Continue reading

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