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The Tom is accepting suggestions for problems only he can solve — Urgent

Fresh from UNITING the country by DIVIDING the men from the women, the rich from the poor, the blacks from the whites, the coasts from the center of the country, the legal immigrants from the illegal immigrants, the workers from … Continue reading

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The Donald calls on Super Hero Stock Market Whisperer, The Tom

Feeling the vibes coming from Mar-a-Lago, The Tom knew that he needed to save the nation from a stock market debacle that was sure to be blamed on the Big Guy. Quickly slipping on his green eye shade visor and … Continue reading

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The Tom coaches The Pope on how to deny

After Pope Francis denied receiving a 8 page letter on the misdeeds of a Chilean Bishop, he retained the Master of Denial, The Tom, as his new PR consultant.  The Tom had The Pope chanting the Nancy Reagan mantra.  “Just … Continue reading

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Who prepared the vile Tom Dossier?

Are all Dossiers as vile as  The Tom Dossier? dos·si·er [ˈdôsēˌā, ˈdäsēˌā] NOUN a collection of documents about a particular person, event, or subject: “we have a dossier on him” · [more] synonyms: file · report · case history · … Continue reading

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Tom slays Gender Inequality problem

Leave it to Tom to solve big problems with little meaningless gesturers.  Last night, The Tom solved any ad all gender inequality problems by wearing a white rose. “The Tom is so Authentic”, whispered his fan/mom.

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BREAKING NEWS: Nine months ago, The Tom did not fire The Mueller

Yesterday I was treated to Breaking News which was a story that 9 months ago The Donald didn’t fire The Mueller on the advice of his Attorney. How can a non story from 9 months ago be declared Breaking News.  … Continue reading

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Dumb Truck

No, the Headline is not a typo where the magnificent The Hill reams The Tom a new one.  But rather it is from a commercial flooding the airways in the Democratic Peoples’ Republic of California that asks  “Is your truck … Continue reading

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“Swearing is good for you” by Dr. Emma Byrne

The Tom has assigned  this article to that F–ing A**hole Dick Durbin (D-IL) https://www.thecut.com/2017/12/the-psychological-benefits-of-swearing.html    

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It is on !!!! UFC 220 Steve BanTom vs. The Tom

In a no holds barred pre- UFC match, Steve BanTom challenged The Tom in some book that nobody will read.   The Tom immediately wounded Steve BanTom with a series of Tweets normally reserved for the likes of Rosie O’Donnell … Continue reading

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Mitt Tomney..He is Back?

Rumors are swirling that Mitt Tomney who is a bitter critic of The Tom is planning to run for the US Senate seat of a retiring Orin Hatch.  Tomney a proven Loser as compared to The Tom who is a … Continue reading

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