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The Kav aces out The Tom for The Supremes

The Tom has a bitter taste in his mouth after being edged out by The Kav (Brett Kavanaugh) for The Donald’s nomination for The Supremes (Supreme Court). The Tom thought his extremely short paper trail as Adjunct Professor and Assistant … Continue reading

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Is The Tom on the Supreme Court short list?

As soon as Associate Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy announced his retirement, the pundits and popular opinion have coalesced around The Tom as the perfect Supreme Court nominee.  Known for his interests in the areas of Social Media Bullying and … Continue reading

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Stormy Daniels plans to go to the Border. Is The Tom next?

The Gateway Pundit is reporting that famed porno actress and special humanitarian Stormy Daniels is planning to go to the Border tp welcome mothers who are illegally crossing the Border in order to get their children ripped from their arms. … Continue reading

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Drat. It is back to the old grind

With The Donald signing an Executive Order satisfying those who believe that a family incarcerated together stays together,The Tom wilt be going back to his previous gig of stealing old ladies Social Security and Medicare and pushing them in their … Continue reading

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Washed Up actor Robert Dinero defends Canada by hurling F-Bombs at The Donald

First Dinero ever losing his grip banned the Donald from his restaurants (a welcoming gesture).  Then in a surprise attack from the cover of Canadian forces continued his F-Bomb assault started at the Tony’son the Donald from Canada. The Tom … Continue reading

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” you say po tA toe and I say po tah toe” “I say historic and you say unprecedented I say O’TomA and you say The Tom”

The Tom has finally proven that there is no such thing as Media bias.  For example when our beloved Barack O’TomA was President, everything that he did no matter how minor was characterized as “Historic”.  Everything that The Donald does … Continue reading

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Will The Tom stand in for Meghan Markle’s father at the wedding?

With Meghan Markle’s father bowing out of the wedding as father of the Bride  due to the after effects of a heart attack and a paparazzi scandal allegedly selling staged photos, everybody is clamoring for The Tom to stand in … Continue reading

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The Donald asks The Tom to bring The Rudy up to speed on The Stormy

New legal honcho The Rudy Giuliani had a bit of a rough start coming off the blocks in The Stormy Daniels matter.  The Donald immediately called for his most trusted confident, The Tom, to bring The Rudy up to speed. … Continue reading

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Breaking News: The Tom is reporting that The John doesn’t want The Donald at his funeral

In his first reporting assignment  for the mainstream media, The Tom’s story that The John McCain, Maverick and Democrat  icon,  doesn’t want The Donald at his funeral is splashed all over the Internet.  Evidently political grudges do indeed have eternal … Continue reading

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The Tom to school The Kayne for loving The Donald

As the word filtered back to his fans and more importantly to The KardASShians that The Kayne has expressed support for The Donald, The KardASSians huddled up and decided to immediately retain The Tom to do an intervention with the … Continue reading

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