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Prediction: Mueller wraps up Russian Collusion investigations

The Tom has gone out on a limb to predict that The Mueller will wrap up his investigation of Russian Collusion when The Donald leaves office in 2025. Advertisements

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Allow me to introduce myself. I am Mr. Anonymous

You may have heard about me lately after my Op-Ed in the New York Times.  Now the New Your Times has published a lot of anonymous staff.  But I am the one and only Mr. Anonymous.  I am universally recognized … Continue reading

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The Tom offers free civics lessons to The Resistance

With The Mueller winning on 8 of 18 charges against The Maneford and The Cohen pleading guilty to crimes and non crimes in a plea bargain, The Resistance believes that they have the momentum for their Coup d’état ousting The … Continue reading

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The Kav aces out The Tom for The Supremes

The Tom has a bitter taste in his mouth after being edged out by The Kav (Brett Kavanaugh) for The Donald’s nomination for The Supremes (Supreme Court). The Tom thought his extremely short paper trail as Adjunct Professor and Assistant … Continue reading

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Is The Tom on the Supreme Court short list?

As soon as Associate Supreme Court Justice Anthony Kennedy announced his retirement, the pundits and popular opinion have coalesced around The Tom as the perfect Supreme Court nominee.  Known for his interests in the areas of Social Media Bullying and … Continue reading

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Stormy Daniels plans to go to the Border. Is The Tom next?

The Gateway Pundit is reporting that famed porno actress and special humanitarian Stormy Daniels is planning to go to the Border tp welcome mothers who are illegally crossing the Border in order to get their children ripped from their arms. … Continue reading

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Drat. It is back to the old grind

With The Donald signing an Executive Order satisfying those who believe that a family incarcerated together stays together,The Tom wilt be going back to his previous gig of stealing old ladies Social Security and Medicare and pushing them in their … Continue reading

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Washed Up actor Robert Dinero defends Canada by hurling F-Bombs at The Donald

First Dinero ever losing his grip banned the Donald from his restaurants (a welcoming gesture).  Then in a surprise attack from the cover of Canadian forces continued his F-Bomb assault started at the Tony’son the Donald from Canada. The Tom … Continue reading

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” you say po tA toe and I say po tah toe” “I say historic and you say unprecedented I say O’TomA and you say The Tom”

The Tom has finally proven that there is no such thing as Media bias.  For example when our beloved Barack O’TomA was President, everything that he did no matter how minor was characterized as “Historic”.  Everything that The Donald does … Continue reading

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Will The Tom stand in for Meghan Markle’s father at the wedding?

With Meghan Markle’s father bowing out of the wedding as father of the Bride  due to the after effects of a heart attack and a paparazzi scandal allegedly selling staged photos, everybody is clamoring for The Tom to stand in … Continue reading

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