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Blog takes a backseat as The Tom is ripping children out of mothers’ arms

This Blog has been dark for a few days as The Tom has obtained a piecework contract getting paid big bucks to rip children out of the arms of their  mothers. The Tom opined “This is such easy money as … Continue reading

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The Tom recommended that The Donald delay the summit with The Kim over a style issue

Various media outlets are reporting that The Tom made the recommendation to delay the Nuclear Summit with Kim Jong Tom over a critical style issue.  It seems that the young Korean Dictator has moved ahead in the critical coiffed hair … Continue reading

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Elected Officials are asking Tom “Should I boycott the Inaugurtion?”

Nationwide a nervous political class are worried about whether they should boycott the inauguration of Donald J. Trump. Answering these inquiries is turning into a lucrative consulting business for Tom. Tom is recommending a three-part analysis. First check if you received … Continue reading

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The Tom demands $400 million in cash to keep The Donald hostage

The Tom is deep into negotiations with the Barack O’TomA Administration regarding the timing of a plane load of unmarked, Euros and Swiss Franks totaling $700 Million.  In exchange, The Tom agrees to keep The Donald hostage so he is … Continue reading

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