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Tom pitches a Duck Dynasty spinoff to BET Executives

Tom, ever the master of fortunate timing, is pitching a spinoff of Duck Dynasty starring Stacy Dash to executives of Black Entertainment Television (BET), Tom enthused, “The timing and venue for this show are beyond perfect.  When can we start production?”

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Let Mark Cuban be Mark Cuban

Memo to the Thought Police and 1st Amendment Enders (for everybody, but them):  If you can’t understand Mark Cuban or even Pat Sajak, let them be to exercise their free speech rights. Who is so politically correct in their every … Continue reading

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Quack! Quack!…I’m Back

Chief of the Thought Police Tom is celebrating his total victory over Phil Robertson as A & E issued a Press Release that old Phil is back without further a do or apologies. Since Phil was expressing his views in … Continue reading

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Lurking in the Duck Blind are …?

Little does Phil Robertson on suspension from Duck Dynasty know, but there are two dangerous duck hunters waiting in the Duck Blind for him to try to take flight. The noted hunters are none other than Barack O’TomA and Chief Bob … Continue reading

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Will Tom sign to replace Phil Robertson on Duck Dynasty?

Fresh from an exhausting cross TomVille tour with the ZZ Top tribute band ZZ’s Bottoms and Saturdays moonlighting as a Hasidic Rabbi, Tom was approached by A & E to fill in for suspended Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson.  A … Continue reading

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