Tag Archives: Egypt

Hosni Mubarak — Making Egypt Great Again

With news that one of Tom’s all time favorites Hosni Mubarak has been freed from jail, Hosni is ready willing and able to Make Egypt Great Again.  Although most observers don’t remember when Egypt was last great under Cleopatra (Liz … Continue reading

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Somebody needs a Hug

After a few bad days in Afghanistan, North Korea, Iraq, Libia, Egypt, Kenya and Syria, Barack O’TomA was looking forward to a photo-op handshake with new Iranian President Hasan Rouhani yesterday at a UN meeting.  Rouhani snubbed Barack and turned … Continue reading

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Nobel Peace Prize Winner to Tom (Loser): I won’t negotiate

Fresh from highly successful negotiations with North Korea, Taliban, Iraq, Russia, Iran, Libia, Egypt and Syria,  Nobel Peace Prize Winner Barack O’TomA hit the campaign trail to publically tell Tom (Nobel Peace Prize Loser) that he won’t negotiate on funding the … Continue reading

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Tom’s Travel Town: Discount Travel Packages to Egypt

With Tom’s TravelTown exclusive vacation packages to Yemen inexplicably drying up, Tom has shifted gears and is now offering some of the seasons best packages to enjoy all the Egyptian tourist attractions. Travelers will be whisked from the former 5 … Continue reading

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Barack O’TomA asks Hosni Mubarak “Can we be BFFs again?”

With Egypt again erupting in bloodshed, the Orator of Cairo, Barack O’TomA has reached out to a tan and rested Hosni Mubarak to curb the violence. Mubarak was heard to mutter something about it being a little hard  to accomplish … Continue reading

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Movie Review: Speechman, Man of Speech, A Prequel

Faster than a speeding bullet, mightier than a powerful locomotive and able to garner the Nobel Peace Prize before a single shot was fired in Libya, Tunisia, Syria or Egypt, it is a bird, a plane (drone), it is Speechman. Despite … Continue reading

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Tom calls on Speechman to save Egypt

With Egypt on the verge of flames and chaos.  Tom calls on the legendary Speechman to save the day.  Egypt is in desperate need of a booster shot after Speechman’s dynamic, historic Cairo speech of June 4, 2009. Hosni Mubarak is … Continue reading

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Hillary Rodham Clinton BioPic: Casting Couch Director Tom says “Bring It On”

Rumors of the Hillary Clinton BioPic are racing around Washington D.C. and Hollywood.  We have already heard that Reese Witherspoon, Scarlett Johansson, Amanda Seyfried and Jessica Chastian are competing for the lead role. It is in situations like these where the … Continue reading

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Hillary “Slip & Fall” Clinton blasts Press for lack of in-depth coverage

After conferring with famed Los Angeles Injury Liability Attorney Larry H. Parker regarding her suit against the government for her December fall, Hillary Clinton emerged to engage the press in a dressing down for their lack of in-depth coverage. Clinton was … Continue reading

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Emulating the Administration’s negotiator, Tom grants himself sweeping new powers

Emulating his mentor, Tom granted himself sweeping new Executive, Legislative and Judicial powers to fine tune the democracy in TomVille.  These powers far exceed those wielded by the beloved Hosni Mubarak , falling far short of the powers now self … Continue reading

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