Tag Archives: Ellen Degeneres

Was Ellen inappropriate? Never Mind !!

Tom was poised for an in-depth investigation of Ellen DGenerate and her leering picture eyeing Katy Perry’s balloons. However before Tom could launch his investigation, Ellen had already been cleared by The View and The Talk and her LGBTQ membership.  … Continue reading

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Tom leaks results of Kylie Jenner butt photoshopping investigation and they are shocking

Operatives within Tom’s camp have leaked the results of Tom’s exclusive investigation of the photoshopping of Kylie Jenner’s butt and related matters. First the good news, using Tom’s proprietary testing methods, Tom has determined that Kylie Jenner’s breast enhancements meet … Continue reading

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Rare Triplets separated at birth discovered a TSU

In a scientific coup at TomVille State University (TSU) home of the mighty football Whigs, researchers have found a rare triplet combination separated at birth.  The incredible identical triplets are none other than Miley Cyrus, Justin Bieber and Ellen DeGeneres.  … Continue reading

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