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Tom exonerates Fakebook in Cleveland murder matter

With Mark Zuckerberg guarding his $Billions and COO Sheryl Sandberg off somewhere Leaning In, it fell to Tom to clarify the matter of the Cleveland Murder posting.  Tom quickly clarified that the murder posting was NOT live streaming, but rather … Continue reading

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Rev. Tom celebrates the Death of Critical Thinking

Rev. Tom has joined in the trend of Celebrating the life of a person who has died.  In this case,  Rev. Tom will be celebrating the Death of Critical Thinking.  The exact date that critical thinking is not known, but … Continue reading

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Tom lauds Fakebook for tackling fake news

Tom praised the 3rd wealthiest man Mark Zuckerberg for his tireless efforts to wipe out fake news.  Tom also pushed back on those who say that Fakebook has so much fake news that a tipping point has been reached with … Continue reading

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Mark Zuckerberg and Tom will not be running for President

In separate blockbuster announcements to BuzzFeed News, Mark  Zuckerberg  of Facebook and Tom indicated that they will not be running for President. Never in the history of politics were there less called for candidates. While Zuckerberg has the Midas touch … Continue reading

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Tom assures reader(s) that this Blog will continue to profit from fake news

Tom called a major news conference to clarify his position on Fake News.  This is an issue that has Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook and Larry Page of Google scrambling for cover as for years they have reaped huge advertising profits … Continue reading

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Tom anxiously awaits Facebook Notification on “What’s Trending

Like a kid in a candy store, Tom opened his Facebook Notification today to find out that Frank Gifford is trending. Tom immediately ordered his Aides to get him great Facebook publicity.  “I am viral”, bellowed Tom.

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Clinton trolls Facebook to communicate with young gay boy

Who knew when a picture and story of a young gay boy was posted on Facebook that Hillary Clinton would be surging the web and make heartwarming comments that went viral. Tom growled look at him does he really know about … Continue reading

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Shakira edges out Tom in Facebook likes

The results are in and in a squeaker it was Shakira winning  with 100 million Facebook  likes, Rihanna with 89m, Katy Perry with 72m, Beyoncé with 63m, Britney Spears with 41m, Christina Aguilar with 24m and Tom with 0m. Like … Continue reading

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In a shrewd move, Tom bets financial house on WhatsUp leaving WhatsApp to fend for itself

Smelling the $Billions sloshing around the financial markets and  a bubble ready Tech sector, Tom our foxed his hero Warren Buffett a bet his fortune on WhatsUp, the hip slogan popularized in Budweiser commercials.  At the same time, he left WhatApp … Continue reading

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Zuckerberg: Where can I get a decent haircut?

Lighten up all you people who envy the 1%.  Mark Zuckerberg of Facebook infamy is worth North of $19 Billion and  still gets a haircut reminiscent of Peyton Manning. Enter the savior, hair stylist to the world, North Korea Strongman Kim Jong … Continue reading

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