Tag Archives: Facebook

Would you trust this man with your money?

So the word has come out that Facebook is developing a cryptocurrency named Libra to compete with Bitcon and other new age money. Only The Tom is bold enough to ask that after privacy blunders by Facebook, should we trust … Continue reading

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The Tom declares himself an Influencer

In a master marketing stroke, The Tom announced that he is now an Influencer and that the bidding starts at $1 Million. If you wish to reach non-beautiful people who don’t smell that great, The Tom is the Influencer of … Continue reading

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AntiSocial Media Kingpin Zuckerberg gives best testimony ever

AntiSocial Media Platform giant Mark Zuckerberg gave his most compelling testimony ever to an European commission. He was a no-show. “Sheryl, do you think I should nave leaned in?” whispered Fakebook’s Zuckerberg.  

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Fake News Alert: The Tom tests Antisocial Media sites

Trigger Warning on Fake News Alert. After an intensive 21 minute investigation, The Tom has conclusively determined beyond a shadow of a doubt that the Antisocial Media platforms such as Fakebook are more interested in users over advertisers.    Furthermore … Continue reading

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Did Anti-Social Media Facebook force out Executive for his political views?

You may be interested in a November 12, 2018 article about the departure of Facebook Executive Palmer Luckey who was allegedly forced out at Facebook because staff objected to his political views. The hysterical crowd behavior is par for the … Continue reading

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The Tom levels a blast at Fakebook

Is it just The tom or is Fakebook the new word for hypocrisy?  Mark “Big Money” Zuckerberg and Sheryl “Lean In” Sandberg revealed that they have backed off the money table to announce that they have “found” fake accounts that … Continue reading

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Mr. Zuckerberg goes to Washington

Well look who fell off the Turnip Truck !!!   Like a Heavyweight Boxer entering the ring thru a crush of photographers, enter The Zuckerberg. With Legislators green with envy of the Zuckerberg wealth reading questions prepared by their staff … Continue reading

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Mark Zuckerberg emerges from hiding and asks…

“How do you like my new T-Shirt?”, billionaire Mark Zuckerberg When will COO Cheryl Sandberg emerge to “lean In” on Facebook’s data privacy issues?    

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The Tom chortles as Facebook drops $38 Billion in value in one day

While The Tom is a uniter not a divider, he has had  a long running feud with Facebook and its greedy genius Mark Zuckerberg.  So it was with some suppressed glee that The Tom saw Facebook drop $38 Billion and … Continue reading

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Forces loyal to Mueller and Clinton rolling into Hellflower says Tom Times*

Forces loyal to Special Prosecutor Robert Mueller and sore loser Hillary Rodman Clinton are rolling out of the Democratic Peoples’ Republic of California and  have entered Hellflower destined to arrest The Tom in Tom Tower in the heart of TomVille. … Continue reading

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