Tag Archives: Halle Berry

Lunch Bucket struggles with VP selection

Joe Biden, a woman of color, is struggling with his VP selection and has put off the announcement for yet another week.  The problem is that no woman of color candidate looks as good in the mirror. “Just go with … Continue reading

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Rich, Beautiful & Alone

JLAWThe Tom was eager to start reading his copy of OK! magazine when it flopped open to page 40.  There Tom learned that the following stars where unlucky in love:  Charlize Theron, Demi Lovato, Drew Barrymore, Hilary Duff, January Jones … Continue reading

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Tom joins Halle Berry and Jennifer Garner is testifying to Congress on the inconvenience of Paparazzi

Adding of  a little male sex appeal to the dreary presentation to Congress by Halle Berry and Jennifer Garner, Tom spoke out on Paparazzi as the Number 1 social ill facing this country. Congress needs to understand that celebrities must … Continue reading

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Is there a bun in Halle Berry’s oven?

Forget North Korea as Tom was just alerted that Halle Berry has a bun in the oven.  This is news worth getting excited about. After an exhausted search, Tom has learned the name of the father in this TomVille Tonight … Continue reading

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Hillary Clinton gearing up for historic Presidential run in 2016 (heart warming separated at birth story)

As Hillary Clinton gears up for her historic run for the Presidency in 2016, she is already looking more and more like George Washington, the father of our country. See if you can pick Hillary out of a Six-Pack Photo … Continue reading

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Tom takes an option to re-make “Movie 43”

Despite rather savage reviews of “Movie 43” including: “A star-studded turkey”, “Citizen Kane of Awful”, “Aggressively tasteless” and “Zero out of 4 Stars”, Tom jumped at the opportunity to do a re-make because of his flair for tasteless and star … Continue reading

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