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Harvey Whinestein presents #NotMeToo awards at Oscars

In an attempt to juice up sagging ratings, the Academy will insert a special feature into this year’s Oscar presentation.  Harvey Whinestein will present the prestigious #NotMeToo  awards.  Early speculation center on Whinestein, Charlie Rose, Matt Lauer, Kevin Spacey and … Continue reading

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Harvey Whinestein presents Bikini Wars

Reinventing himself as a  man of good tastes, a frisky and rehabilitated Harvey Whinestein has organized Bikini Wars.  In the first match,  we have the newcomer Kylie Jenner going directly against an Old School Lindsay Lohan.   This event culminates … Continue reading

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Oscars 2018. For Your Consideration

With rumors swirling that The Tom will be the recipient of this year’s Harvey Whinestein Life Time Achievement Award, he exclusively is telling you his favorite movies of 2017.  They are: Three Billboards in Ebbing Mo The Big Sick I, … Continue reading

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The Tom does the right thing and grants himself a Leave of Absence

Despite not having received any allegations of sexual harassment, The Tom has taken the preemptive step of granting himself an indefinite Leave of Absence. With publicity drained as the spotlight is on the denials of Harvey Whinestein and the serial … Continue reading

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Harvey Whinestein announces George H.W. Bush as his new Wingman

The Tom has confirmed that Bush 41 will be cruising with Harvey Whinestein as his new Wingman.  The 93-year-old Bush convinced Whinestein that he still has it after apologizing for groping a 16-year-old girl. As possibly the last man on … Continue reading

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Tom to franchise a nationwide chain of sex rehab facilities.

With Harvey Whinestein already in sex therapy and Kevin Spacey-cadet announcing plans and a never-ending supply of elites of entertainment, journalism, politics and business already called out or nervously awaiting a call from Gloria Allred, The Tom has a fail … Continue reading

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Was Ellen inappropriate? Never Mind !!

Tom was poised for an in-depth investigation of Ellen DGenerate and her leering picture eyeing Katy Perry’s balloons. However before Tom could launch his investigation, Ellen had already been cleared by The View and The Talk and her LGBTQ membership.  … Continue reading

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George H.W. Bush busted for sexual assualt.. Who’d a thunk it?

The 5 living Presidents appeared at a hurricane fund-raiser. But the headline coming out of the event was an accusation by Actress Heather Lind that George  H.W. Bush sexually assaulted her from behind.  He may have also told abad jike. … Continue reading

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Harvey Whinestein shifting focus to Adult Films

Speaking from his suite of offices and studio in the deep recesses of Chatsworth, CA, Harvey Whinestein says that he is shifting his focus to Porn  where the Actresses might be a little less uptight.   Also after reviewing some … Continue reading

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Harvey Whinestein ?: What did they not know and when did they not know it?

Harvey Whinestein was Co-Chairman and Co-CEO of the Weinstein Company and prior to that Miramax.  Whinestein was a major contributor  to the Clintons and Barack O’TomA.  He hosted fund-raising dinners in his home. Yet up until a few days ago, … Continue reading

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