Tag Archives: Helle Thorning-Schmidt

George H.W. Bush busted for sexual assualt.. Who’d a thunk it?

The 5 living Presidents appeared at a hurricane fund-raiser. But the headline coming out of the event was an accusation by Actress Heather Lind that George  H.W. Bush sexually assaulted her from behind.  He may have also told abad jike. … Continue reading

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Putin and Wingman Tom bolt G-20 meeting early

After a bruising series of meetings at the G-20 Summit in Australia, Vlad “The Bad” Putin and his Wingman Tom packed up and left. Vlad was overheard telling Tom< “I thought that Hottie Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt was supposed … Continue reading

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Barack admits addiction to Selfies and will enter Rehab

Today, the world was shocked when in a teary eyed interview with Oprah, Barack O’TomA admitted that he had a Selfie addition and would enter a residential treatment program.  The addition first became noticeable when he hogged the Selfie shots … Continue reading

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Tom reassures Angela Merkel after Selfies with Danish PM go viral

NSA sources confirm that Tom did call German Chancellor Angela Merkel to reassure her that she still “has his heart”.  Tom told Angela that it was mere innocent flirtation with tasty Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt that were captured on … Continue reading

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Tom dissolves official TomVille News Agency TNA

In a surprise move with divine inspiration from a re-set Vladimir Putin, Tom dissolved the official TomVille News Agency and replaced with a new and improved agency in his image. The new TomVille News Agency LT (Love Tom) will be … Continue reading

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