Tag Archives: Hillary Clinton

The Tom offers free civics lessons to The Resistance

With The Mueller winning on 8 of 18 charges against The Maneford and The Cohen pleading guilty to crimes and non crimes in a plea bargain, The Resistance believes that they have the momentum for their Coup d’état ousting The … Continue reading

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Harvey Whinestein issues heart-felt statement: “I got money”

With sexual harassment and crude behavior allegations swirling around him,  Harvey Weinstein of Miramax and Weinstein Company fame issued a statement to his liberal, progressive and resistance followers and admirers.  With Weinstein’s heart-felt words ringing in his head, Tom contemplated … Continue reading

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Tom launches a premptive strike to keep from getting thrown under the bus

With Hillary Rodman Clinton throwing everybody from her campaign except herself under the bus and The Donald throwing Republicans chosen by Chuck Schumer and Nancy Pelosi under the bus, The Tom is getting nervous that God forbid he might get … Continue reading

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L.A Mayor is a certified idiot and nobody notices

Eric Garcetti is Mayor of Los Angeles and a man of minimal intellectual depth. His latest utterance scripted by Hillary Rodman Clinton’s team is that the International Olympic Committee won’t award the 2024 Summer games to Los Angeles if Donald Trump is … Continue reading

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Hillary gives populist response to hard hitting CNN Reporter’s ice cream question

At a Hillary Rodman Clinton Presser on July 3rd at a NH Ice Cream Parlor, she was asked the tough question that is never asked of Republican candidates.  The CNN reporter asked what was her favorite flavor of  ice cream. The populist and defender of the middle class and author of Hard Choices said … Continue reading

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Brian Williams and Hillary Rodman Clinton to solve “Boots on the Ground” dilemma

So NBC News Reader Brian Williams has joined “All But Elected” President Hillary Rodman Clinton in re-imagining his war-time bravery.  Clinton as you may recall took “withering” fire from non existent guns on the tarmac in Bosnia in 1996.  Now … Continue reading

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Hillary Rodman Clinton charters Union Pacific train to haul her baggage

all, but elected President Hillary Rodman Clinton has chartered a Union Pacific train to haul away her considerable baggage.  Thanks to Harry Reid, the is space available in the Yucca Mountain Nuclear Waste Repository to keep this baggage from the … Continue reading

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Barack to Vladimir Putin: Didn’t you listen to my State of the Union speech either

A visibly upset Barack O’TomA was reviewing the overnights for his State of the Union speech.  Over 20 million Americans have tuned him out since his first State of the Union in 2009. Getting on the hotline to “Vlad The Bad”, … Continue reading

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Golden Globe reporting crushes Tom’s laments about the demise of great journalism

Last night at the Golden Globes Red Carpet, Hollywood reporters blew a huge hole in t\Tom’s lame theories that great journalism is dead. Tom had to admit that he heard some of the most in-depth, hard-hitting  follow-up question that he … Continue reading

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Hillary Rodman Clinton outsources Grandmother duties

For those of you with a long memory, we heard time and time again during Princess’ Chelsea’s pregnancy how being a Grandmother was Hillary Rodman Clinton’s ultimate role. But just like she outsourced intimate duties with King Bill to Monica … Continue reading

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