Tag Archives: Hillary Rodham Clinton

Hillary offers secure server service to CIA and others

With the recent hacking of the CIA’s IT network and the subsequent posting of thousands of CIA documents on WikiLeaks, Hillary Rodman Clinton is hawking her secure server service.  This is not some lofty cloud service, but rather a private … Continue reading

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The Tom swears in Hillary Rodman Clinton as 45th President of the United States

Upon hearing from George Clintonopoules and the rest of the media that the Trump Inauguration speech was too “dark”, The Tom immediately climbed into the DeLorean to go Back to the Future to install Hillary Rodman Clinton as the 45th … Continue reading

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Tom is inked as Chair of the Hillary Clinton comeback campaign

With rumors swirling that Hillary Rodman Clinton will be making a  comeback running for NYC Mayor, Tom has signed on as Chair. Tom is just back from managing the highly successful comeback tours by Cher, Michael Jackson, Prince and George Michael. … Continue reading

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Major Transition Team problem identified by ABC

George Clintonopoulos on on  ABC’s This Week exposed a major problem for the Trump Transition.  He opined that Trump was running out of Generals, Admirals and Goldman Sachs employees to appoint.  There are only 498 Generals and 160 Admirals on … Continue reading

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Tom urges The Donald to take a fresh look at Hillary for Secretary of State

Tom rushed to the Trump tower to help smooth the waters regarding the Secretary of State position.  With Rudy Giuliani dropping out of the race, running out of Generals to appoint  and a Mitt Tomney who may be even too … Continue reading

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Tom wishes Kanye a speedy recovery

Tom is ecstatic that Kayne East has been released from the hospital for a lack of sleep. Tom said we need Kayne for his catchy tunes, boss sneakers and TMZ file footage. Tom was joined in the heart felt wish … Continue reading

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Tom announes three “shovel ready” projects

The stimulus of 2009 failed to find an adequate number of shovel ready projects to fund. The Tom has announced that he has certified three “shovel ready” projects. These projects are shoveling out the B.S. from the Wisconsin, Pennsylvania and … Continue reading

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Is Hillary on the Short List for Seretary of State?

Sources in the Trump Transition Team are saying that Hillary Rodman Clinton is emerging as a rival to Mitt Tomney as Secretary of State. First and foremost, we already have a Madam Secretary on TV so we wouldn’t have to … Continue reading

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How many celebrities have moved out of the country since Trump won?

Despite a boatload of celebrities threatening to leave the country if Donald J. Trump won, Tom is reporting that the count currently ix Zero. Wait Tom, Brietbart News is reporting that Hillary Rodman Clinton has moved. Tom, we need snap … Continue reading

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Hillary’s fierey new Agent inks high profile deals

Since signing on with Tom’s Talent Agency in the early morning of November 9, 2016, Hillary Rodman Clinton is hot again. The fiery Alt-Right Tom has inked a slew of blockbuster deals for America’s darling.  First up is a gig on … Continue reading

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