Tag Archives: Hosni Mubarak

Hosni Mubarak — Making Egypt Great Again

With news that one of Tom’s all time favorites Hosni Mubarak has been freed from jail, Hosni is ready willing and able to Make Egypt Great Again.  Although most observers don’t remember when Egypt was last great under Cleopatra (Liz … Continue reading

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Mubarak assembles old coalition

Wasting no time after an Egyptian court dropped charges against former strongman Hosni Mubarak, he was busy assembling his old coalition.  His first call was to Col. Muammar Gaddafi of Libya.  Aides said that they would get back to Hosni, … Continue reading

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Tom’s Travel Town: Discount Travel Packages to Egypt

With Tom’s TravelTown exclusive vacation packages to Yemen inexplicably drying up, Tom has shifted gears and is now offering some of the seasons best packages to enjoy all the Egyptian tourist attractions. Travelers will be whisked from the former 5 … Continue reading

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Barack O’TomA asks Hosni Mubarak “Can we be BFFs again?”

With Egypt again erupting in bloodshed, the Orator of Cairo, Barack O’TomA has reached out to a tan and rested Hosni Mubarak to curb the violence. Mubarak was heard to mutter something about it being a little hard  to accomplish … Continue reading

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Happy 4th of July

Have a Happy 4th or July and/or Independence Day. To honor the day, I have given Hosni, Fidel, Vladimir, Speechman , Kim, NSA,  Busty McTomHo, Hollande, Lindsay Lohan and all the other defenders of freedom the day off.

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Tom calls on Speechman to save Egypt

With Egypt on the verge of flames and chaos.  Tom calls on the legendary Speechman to save the day.  Egypt is in desperate need of a booster shot after Speechman’s dynamic, historic Cairo speech of June 4, 2009. Hosni Mubarak is … Continue reading

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Turkey’s Erdogan: ” Damn It, I am a Dictator , too”

Claiming that he isn’t getting any respect during Turkey’s riots, Premier , Recep Tayyip (E-Rap) Erdogan said “I am a Dictator, too”.  With this announcement he joined the ranks of the “Button Down” Dictators  that we know and love such … Continue reading

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Tom announces “Truth According to Tom” Premium with multiple pay walls

Taking a cue from the New York Times, Los Angeles Times, Washington Post, TomVille Irregular Bugle, MSN, TurboTax and countless others, Tom announced the ultimate “bait and switch” with new pay walls for premium editions of Truth According to Tom. … Continue reading

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