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Brian Williams and Hillary Rodman Clinton to solve “Boots on the Ground” dilemma

So NBC News Reader Brian Williams has joined “All But Elected” President Hillary Rodman Clinton in re-imagining his war-time bravery.  Clinton as you may recall took “withering” fire from non existent guns on the tarmac in Bosnia in 1996.  Now … Continue reading

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Tom offers deep discounts on Iraq vacation packages

Who hasn’t dreamed of a romantic riverboat cruise down the Tigris and Euphrates rivers.  Then, you will meet up for an air-conditioned motorcoach ride to enjoy the sights and sounds of Erbil, Baghdad, Fallujah, Mosul, Najaf, Kirkuk, Ramadi and Saddam’s hometown of … Continue reading

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Barack to Iraq: I’m Back

Reassuring an anxious nation, Barack O’TomA guaranteed that his boots would not be on the ground when the USA returns to Iraq for a little bombing. Tom quickly saluted his commander-in-chief and took a seat.

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ISIL — Islamic State in Iraq and LeBron

Out of nowhere comes the Islamic State in Iraq and LeBron. No sooner did LeTom utter this when he heard.  “It is Levant not LeBron you idiot.” OK, then what is Levant?

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Somebody needs a Hug

After a few bad days in Afghanistan, North Korea, Iraq, Libia, Egypt, Kenya and Syria, Barack O’TomA was looking forward to a photo-op handshake with new Iranian President Hasan Rouhani yesterday at a UN meeting.  Rouhani snubbed Barack and turned … Continue reading

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Nobel Peace Prize Winner to Tom (Loser): I won’t negotiate

Fresh from highly successful negotiations with North Korea, Taliban, Iraq, Russia, Iran, Libia, Egypt and Syria,  Nobel Peace Prize Winner Barack O’TomA hit the campaign trail to publically tell Tom (Nobel Peace Prize Loser) that he won’t negotiate on funding the … Continue reading

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