Tag Archives: ISIS

ISIS offers Kathy Griffin a scholarship

Anatomy major with a minor in beheading? It is a proven fact that conservatives don’t have a sense of humor. Advertisements

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The Tom pivots in Middle East in anticipation of …?

All the headlines blare that The Tom is pivoting on the Middle East because of Russia, Assad and ISIS.  But The Tom keeps his options open and is practicing the Pivot in anticipation of Season 25 of Dancing With The … Continue reading

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The Tom introduces timeshares to Raqqa, Syria market

Sensing the success that Traveler Tom is having with his tour packages to Raqqa, Syria, Developer and Presidential Frontrunner The Tom is offering Timeshares in the Tom Tower in the capital of the  ISIS caliphate.  These timeshares will feature the … Continue reading

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Will French bombing hurt ISIS tourism industry?

After months of futile bombing by USA, the French are targeting the ISIS Caliphate capital of Raqqa, Syria. The question is will this adversely affect Terrorist tourist business?  Caliphate tourism Officials are not worried.  While previously they have target young … Continue reading

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Tom schools ISIS in highly effective torture technique

Just returning from a Doctor’s appointment, Tom has fresh knowledge of a highly effective torture technique. First, in the waiting room, the hostage may contemplate a beheading.  Then the hostage is moved to a very small room with uncomfortable seating … Continue reading

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Reaching back to the dark days of the 20th Century, Tom declares the Bikini as the New Burka in the Caliphate

Tom, weary from fighting the War on Women, has been busy devising rules and regulations for the new TomVille and LeBron Caliphate.  As expected the ever unenlightened Tom reached back to the darkest days of the 20th Century to declare the … Continue reading

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