Tag Archives: James Comey

The Tom pitches 5 straight shutouts against Team Pelosi/Schumer/Warren/Sanders

The Tom has come roaring out of the box with  victories in 5 straight Special Elections for House of Representatives.   Some may say the public is souring a bit on the non-Stop Russian Collusion innuendo against Trump and those … Continue reading

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Tom greenlights a reboot of the FBI Files starring J. Edgar Comey

Tom is proud to announce that he has approved production of the new FBI files titled the ” C.Y.A. FBI Files” staring J. Edgar Comey.  Tom says that the new show will be a riveting reboot of the Discovery Channel series … Continue reading

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J. Edgar Comey attempts to bring down The Tom

With a dogged determination, J. Edgar Comey, an unelected subordinate, is attempting to bring down The Tom.  J. Edgar is approaching it with a determination worthy of a brick by brick dismantling of the Tom Tower. In his arsenal, J. … Continue reading

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Tom scores exclusive interview with J. Edgar Comey

In an exclusive off the record interview with unnamed source J. Edgar Comey, Tom was bowled over by the Comey mystique and his sterling record.  He indicated that his crowning achievement was manufacturing CYA  memos to himself about The Donald. … Continue reading

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The Tom fires Eliot Ness

In a move that et TomVille all a Twitter, The Tom fired FBI Director Eliot Ness.  With chants of “Lock Her Up” booming in the background.  Tom cited poor ratings for Untouchables reruns as the primary cause for the dismissal. … Continue reading

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Hillary is Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaack

Hillary Rodman Clinton has recently emerged to explain her stunning defeat.  She took total ownership.  She did NOT blame FBI Director James Comey.  She did NOT blame Vlad Putin and the Russians.  She did NOT blame blacks for not showing up … Continue reading

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Megan Kelly: I want to have Roger Ailes’ Baby

Facing historic low readership of his blog, The Tom is plunging the depths to get provocative content to remedy this problem. At these depths, The Tom has encountered faux Journalist and former Clinton Campaign and Whitehouse operative  George Stephanopoulos who … Continue reading

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Notorious Liar takes to the podium to burnish Hillary’s trustworthiness

Last night at the Democratic National Convention, the acknowledged 1st Black President demonstrated the cojones to also garner the title of 1st Hispanic President  when he attempted to obtain Sainthood for Hillary Rodman Clinton. Wild Bill Clinton cemented his reputation as … Continue reading

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Hillary: “Still crazy after all these years”

With a tip of the cap to the Paul Simon classic “Still crazy after all these years”. The Tom notes that Hillary Rodman Clinton still demonstrates clinical paranoia. In 1998 while defending Wild Bill Clinton to Matt Lauer, she said that … Continue reading

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FBI cleared Dzhekhar Tsamaev, Tamerlan Tsamaev, Omar Mateen and Hillary Rodman Clinton

In another episode of your tax dollars hard at work, FBI Director James Comey despite the facts cleared Hillary Rodman Clinton in the private email server scandal.  Clinton was interviewed on Saturday and a full FBI report was prepared on … Continue reading

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