Tag Archives: Jay Carney

Tom dissolves official TomVille News Agency TNA

In a surprise move with divine inspiration from a re-set Vladimir Putin, Tom dissolved the official TomVille News Agency and replaced with a new and improved agency in his image. The new TomVille News Agency LT (Love Tom) will be … Continue reading

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Despite the Government Shutdown, Barack and Chief KnowItAll announced game score

Barack O’TomA and Chief Bob “KnowItAll” Costas just announced the final score of the Sunday Night Football game.  The actual announcement was by Jay Carney flanked by Barack and the distinguished Chief Costas Dallas  former Cowboys (uni-sex GLBTs)  31 Washington,  former … Continue reading

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White House announces the availability of Michelle Obama for ribbon cuttings and dog shows

With the rave reviews of Michelle Obama’s Oscar performance from the 47% and the Hollywood Loophole Lovers, the White House announced a major new initiative to have Michelle cut ribbons at store openings, Emcee Dog Shows and any other cheap … Continue reading

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