Tag Archives: Jeff Bezos

The Donald urges The Tom to find some money for The Wall in the Bezos’ divorce scrapes

When The Donald heard that The Tom has set his romantic sights on MacKenzie Bezos, he reasoned that in a $137 Billion divorce there is some rounding error funding for a mere $8 Billion Wall extension. Now this is leverage … Continue reading

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The Tom swoops in to provide solace to MacKenzie Bezos

With the news that Jeff and MacKenzie Bezos are getting a divorce, The Tom is willing to help MacKenzie  rid herself of the stigma of being the world’s richest women as the Bezos split $137 Billion in Amazon loot. Only … Continue reading

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The Donald calls on Super Hero Stock Market Whisperer, The Tom

Feeling the vibes coming from Mar-a-Lago, The Tom knew that he needed to save the nation from a stock market debacle that was sure to be blamed on the Big Guy. Quickly slipping on his green eye shade visor and … Continue reading

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e-Commerce…Its time has come and now it is time to go

e-Commerce, on-line shopping etc.  has come and clearly it should move on to the dust bin of history. Start with the obvious.  Much of the stuff that is purchased on-line doesn’t fit or is of dubious quality. Next we have all … Continue reading

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Tech luminaries tell Tom to get his head out of the Cloud

Coming off his strategic inspired defeat in the Swiss Minimum Wage referendum, Tom is rightfully walking around with his head in the cloud. The following Tech giants have ordered Tom to get his head out of the Cloud lest it be … Continue reading

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