Tag Archives: Joe Biden

The Tom asks “What is in your Lunch Bucket?”

By general agreement, all reports mentioning the Bidens and Ukraine, must lead with the statement that there is no evidence that Joe or Hunter Biden did anything wrong.  Of course this may be due to a combination of factors like … Continue reading

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The Tom taps Ukraine to create a position for First Daughter

The Tom has contacted corrupt officials in the Ukraine to open up a Board position that pays at least $50,000/Month for First Daughter of TomVille TommySue. Contrary to reports that Lunch Bucket Joe’s didn’t have any special expertise,  TommySue is … Continue reading

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The Tom called to define the differene between a lie and a gaffe

The Tom, a Distinguished Adjunct,  part-time  Professor at TSU, has been tasked to clarify the difference between a lie and a gaffe, If The Donald says something that may be puffery, of slightly off in supporting numbers or something taken … Continue reading

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The Tom enters the G.O.A.T conversation

The Tom has been embroiled in the G.O.A.T. (Greatest of all Time) conversation as both a participant and commentator in fields ranging from Athletics to Politics. While others acknowledge his greatness, others ask what in the hell is the fascination … Continue reading

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Lunch-Bucket Joe reports $15 Million Income in last 2 years

Finally poor Joe Biden gets a few pay days as he accumulated income of $15 Million since leaving office. Before you call him a  deplorable, remember his speeches were worth every penny of their $200,000+  price tag especially if you … Continue reading

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Lunch Bucket Biden — What is in your Lunch Bucket?

“Lunch Bucket Joe Biden, Give me a break”, bellowed The Tom. Lunch Bucket is portrayed as a product of hard scrabbled Scranton PA.   The truth is that the family moved to Delaware when Lunch bucket was 11.  In 1970, … Continue reading

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Joe Biden hires The Tom to keep women from invading his personal space

Despite his hard-scrabble background as 40+ years as a Senator and 8 years as a VP, aides had to remind Lunch Bucket Joe that even though he gets it, women may well want to invade his personal space. Enter The … Continue reading

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Lunch Bucket Joe Biden prepares for an invasion of personal space

America’s favorite Lunch Bucket politician Joe Biden was preparing for an invasion of personal space. “Never Mind, I get it”, opined The Lunch Bucket. “Does this mean I can’t assume the Tactile Politician mantle?, wondered The Tom.

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The Tom offers free civics lessons to The Resistance

With The Mueller winning on 8 of 18 charges against The Maneford and The Cohen pleading guilty to crimes and non crimes in a plea bargain, The Resistance believes that they have the momentum for their Coup d’état ousting The … Continue reading

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Save the Date: Barack’s Retirement Party January 23

This is your first notice to save the date for Barack O’TomA’s Retirement Party and to secure advanced tickets. The Gala will honor Barack and his Cabinet Cronies: Joe Biden, John Kerry, Ash Carter, Loretta Lynch, Sally Jewell, Thomas Vilsack, … Continue reading

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