Tag Archives: John Kerry

Save the Date: Barack’s Retirement Party January 23

This is your first notice to save the date for Barack O’TomA’s Retirement Party and to secure advanced tickets. The Gala will honor Barack and his Cabinet Cronies: Joe Biden, John Kerry, Ash Carter, Loretta Lynch, Sally Jewell, Thomas Vilsack, … Continue reading

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North Korean leader and hair stylist sends message to Barack that he isn’t a Lame Duck

Hair dresser to the stars and dear North Korean Leader Kim Jon Eun just sent Barack O’TomA a message by detonating a H-Bomb. Perhaps he is angling for a deal full of goodies like Iran got or perhaps he was … Continue reading

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Kim Tom-un destroys John Kerry with comments

Dear North Korea Leader and style icon Kim Tom-un blasted Secretary of State John Kerry calling him a “wolf with a hideous lantern jaw”. John Kerry was heard to say that he had been called worse namely a windsurfer.  He … Continue reading

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A tan and rested Gadhafi asks “Who messed up my country?”

A tan and rested former style icon Col. Moammar Gadhafi gave an exclusive interview to the TomVille Bugle.  While rumored to have been assassinated on October 20, 2011, Moammar revealed that he has been living a “Phantom of the Opera” … Continue reading

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Reaching back to the dark days of the 20th Century, Tom declares the Bikini as the New Burka in the Caliphate

Tom, weary from fighting the War on Women, has been busy devising rules and regulations for the new TomVille and LeBron Caliphate.  As expected the ever unenlightened Tom reached back to the darkest days of the 20th Century to declare the … Continue reading

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Alex, I’ll take Ukraine for $35

What did Vadimir PuTom say to Barack O’TomA? Categories for Double Jeopardy: Sanctions, Tough Sanctions, Smart Sanctions, Diplomacy, John Kerry, International Community, Joe Biden

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What is all the fuss about U-Crane?

Why are John Kerry and Barack O’TomA spending so much time talking about a new Crane from Caterpillar, Inc.  It seems to be beneath their dignity to be shilling for CAT and it is talking time away from fund-raising. Say … Continue reading

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What exactly did Iran give in the Nuclear agreement?

Wow, I saw a lot of speaches, analysis and pictures of people patting themselves on the back after the nuclear agreement with Iran was announced. Does anybody know what Iran gave up to get this “deal”? Will we get new … Continue reading

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Hillary “Slip & Fall” Clinton blasts Press for lack of in-depth coverage

After conferring with famed Los Angeles Injury Liability Attorney Larry H. Parker regarding her suit against the government for her December fall, Hillary Clinton emerged to engage the press in a dressing down for their lack of in-depth coverage. Clinton was … Continue reading

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Tom inks pact with Kim Jong Eun’s Publicists

In a move sure to stir up the clubby world of Celebrity Publicists, Tom inked a pact to retain the services of North Korea’s Kim Jong Eun’s Publicists. Tom noted the Kim Jong Eun is not just a fashionista and barbering innovator.  He has … Continue reading

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