Tag Archives: Kathleen Sebelius

Tom pivots to staffing up the Thought Police Agency

Still licking his wounds over the drastic funding cuts to his Agency, Chief Tom has quickly pivoted to staffing up the Thought Police Agency. Even the smartest Regulations require the enforcement by a crack team.  With that in mind, Tom announced … Continue reading

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Tom pushes back after Sebelius coup at “Truth According to Tom”

Fresh from a grueling partial victory over Windows 8.1, Tom is setting his sights on restoring order at “Truth According to Tom” after Kathleen Sebelius ousted Tom in a bruising battle royal. However, Tom has taken a page out of … Continue reading

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Reports: Big shakeup at “Truth According to Tom”: Tom out, Sebelius in

Rumors are flying about a beg shakeup at “Truth According to Tom”.  Like when the invisible hand of Barack O’TomA fired the Chairman and CO of General Motors, this looks to be similar. With Tom leaving, the Board of Directors … Continue reading

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Sebelius, O’TomA and Glitch Girl to open SOGG Management Consultant practice

Never one to ignore an opportunity, Kathleen Sebelius, Barack O’TomA and Glitch Girl will open the SOGG Management Consultancy starting in 2017.  In announcing the venture, O’TomA praised the oversight by Sebelius and Glitch Girl in implementing HealthScare.gov. O’TomA said he would specialize … Continue reading

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