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Kim Jong Tom all in on Green New Deal

North Korean Strongman Kim Jong Tom is showing leadership on the Green New Deal as he takes a Cho Cho  Train (Bullet Proof not Bullet train) to Hanoi to meet with The Donald. “We should have scheduled the Summit in … Continue reading

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North Korean leader and hair stylist sends message to Barack that he isn’t a Lame Duck

Hair dresser to the stars and dear North Korean Leader Kim Jon Eun just sent Barack O’TomA a message by detonating a H-Bomb. Perhaps he is angling for a deal full of goodies like Iran got or perhaps he was … Continue reading

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Where is Kim Tom Eun?

It has been weeks since we have seen or heard from our Dear Leader Kim Tom Eun.  While most have celebrated his lack of Blogs here, others are worried. Tom has learned exclusively that Kim Tom Eun is receiving an … Continue reading

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Tom declares New York Fashion Week a bust without Kim, Dennis and Moammar

With Co. Moammar Gadhafi moving on to the Catwalk in the Sky, Tom had high hopes that Kim Tom-un and Dennis Tomman would steal the New York Fashion Week show.  Never have we known a trio of men with such … Continue reading

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Kim Jong Eun and Kim Tom Eun squeeze off Missiles on Spring Break

Emulating his hero Kim Jong Eun of North Korea, Kim Tom Eun used Spring Break from Barber College to fire a few missiles from the Democratic Peoples’ Republic of North TomVille into the waters of South TomVille. Few understand the pressure … Continue reading

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Kim Tom Un won 100% of vote in snap election

In a snap TomVille election, Kim Tom Un (like his hugely popular North Korean counterpart) gathered 100% of the vote with 100% of eligible voters voting.  Kim Tom Un attributed his popularity to sporting the new Kim Jong Eun haircut Glory to … Continue reading

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UN Panel cites No. Korea’s beloved leader with crimes against humanity

Monday a United Nations Panel cited North Korea’s dear leader Kim Jong-un for crimes against humanity and referred the matter to the International Criminal Court. This was obviously the work of a bunch of jealous haters who resent his hair … Continue reading

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Kim Jong Eu purges Uncle from power. Let the photoshopping begin

In a dramatic move, new North Korean dear Leader Kim Jong Eu purged his uncle Jung Son Thaek from power  ostensibly for having a bad haircut.  Now young Eu is photoshopping his uncle from pictures and documentaries. Normally, this might … Continue reading

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