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Style consultant Tom recommends Rompers for Men — Romphims

Ever the fashion forward voice, Tom is recommending Rompers to his political clients who always want to be ahead of the trends.  On the domestic side, Tom is recommending rompers for The Donald, Chuckie Schumer, Adam Schiffless, John McCain and … Continue reading

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Tom wishes Kanye a speedy recovery

Tom is ecstatic that Kayne East has been released from the hospital for a lack of sleep. Tom said we need Kayne for his catchy tunes, boss sneakers and TMZ file footage. Tom was joined in the heart felt wish … Continue reading

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North Korean leader and hair stylist sends message to Barack that he isn’t a Lame Duck

Hair dresser to the stars and dear North Korean Leader Kim Jon Eun just sent Barack O’TomA a message by detonating a H-Bomb. Perhaps he is angling for a deal full of goodies like Iran got or perhaps he was … Continue reading

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Tom modifies “Pyongyang Time”

Sensing a need to get ahead of hair stylists world-wide, North Korean Strongman Kim Jong-un has moved back North Korea’s clocks by 30 minutes and established Pyongyang Time. Ever the counter puncher, Tom  moved TomVille clocks forward by 30 minutes … Continue reading

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Golden Globe reporting crushes Tom’s laments about the demise of great journalism

Last night at the Golden Globes Red Carpet, Hollywood reporters blew a huge hole in t\Tom’s lame theories that great journalism is dead. Tom had to admit that he heard some of the most in-depth, hard-hitting  follow-up question that he … Continue reading

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Barack and Kim Jong Tom enjoy a Cuban cigar at screening of “The Interview”

Celebrating his latest Executive Order coup, Barack O’TomA and Kim Jong Tom enjoyed their Cuban cigars as “the Interview” played.  Barack mentioned to Kim Jong Tom how this was such sweet revenge after reading emails with Sony Pictures Chair Amy … Continue reading

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Tom declares New York Fashion Week a bust without Kim, Dennis and Moammar

With Co. Moammar Gadhafi moving on to the Catwalk in the Sky, Tom had high hopes that Kim Tom-un and Dennis Tomman would steal the New York Fashion Week show.  Never have we known a trio of men with such … Continue reading

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Kim Tom-un destroys John Kerry with comments

Dear North Korea Leader and style icon Kim Tom-un blasted Secretary of State John Kerry calling him a “wolf with a hideous lantern jaw”. John Kerry was heard to say that he had been called worse namely a windsurfer.  He … Continue reading

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Kim Jong Eun and Kim Tom Eun squeeze off Missiles on Spring Break

Emulating his hero Kim Jong Eun of North Korea, Kim Tom Eun used Spring Break from Barber College to fire a few missiles from the Democratic Peoples’ Republic of North TomVille into the waters of South TomVille. Few understand the pressure … Continue reading

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Kim Tom Un won 100% of vote in snap election

In a snap TomVille election, Kim Tom Un (like his hugely popular North Korean counterpart) gathered 100% of the vote with 100% of eligible voters voting.  Kim Tom Un attributed his popularity to sporting the new Kim Jong Eun haircut Glory to … Continue reading

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