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Mao, Hitler, Stalin, Vlad, Saddam, Kim, Barack, Castro and David Hogg — I like my Dictators ruthless

Great Dictators have a lot in common.  Control is the key.  They may control via  dynamic and  frequently long speeches.  Hitler, Castro, Barack O’TomA and David Hogg come to mind   Others including Hitler, Saddam,  and Stalin were willing and … Continue reading

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The Tom tweets out a storm on Theroux’s treatment of Aniston

Highly credible reporting by TMZ uncovered that our Jennifer Aniston was trapped in Justin Theroux’s apartment that she hated in NYC.  This led to their most fortunate separation. Upon hearing this news The Tom immediately launched a Tweet storm worthy … Continue reading

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Mitt Tomney..He is Back?

Rumors are swirling that Mitt Tomney who is a bitter critic of The Tom is planning to run for the US Senate seat of a retiring Orin Hatch.  Tomney a proven Loser as compared to The Tom who is a … Continue reading

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Kim Jong Un holds The Tom and the free world hostage over haircut secrets

Dear Leader and Barber extraordinaire Kim Jong Un has threatened The Tom and the free world as  nuclear hostages until they reveal the haircutting secrets of LaVar/LaTom Ball and his sons LaMelo and LiAngelo. This may be difficult to negotiate … Continue reading

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Style consultant Tom recommends Rompers for Men — Romphims

Ever the fashion forward voice, Tom is recommending Rompers to his political clients who always want to be ahead of the trends.  On the domestic side, Tom is recommending rompers for The Donald, Chuckie Schumer, Adam Schiffless, John McCain and … Continue reading

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Tom wishes Kanye a speedy recovery

Tom is ecstatic that Kayne East has been released from the hospital for a lack of sleep. Tom said we need Kayne for his catchy tunes, boss sneakers and TMZ file footage. Tom was joined in the heart felt wish … Continue reading

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North Korean leader and hair stylist sends message to Barack that he isn’t a Lame Duck

Hair dresser to the stars and dear North Korean Leader Kim Jon Eun just sent Barack O’TomA a message by detonating a H-Bomb. Perhaps he is angling for a deal full of goodies like Iran got or perhaps he was … Continue reading

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Tom modifies “Pyongyang Time”

Sensing a need to get ahead of hair stylists world-wide, North Korean Strongman Kim Jong-un has moved back North Korea’s clocks by 30 minutes and established Pyongyang Time. Ever the counter puncher, Tom  moved TomVille clocks forward by 30 minutes … Continue reading

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Golden Globe reporting crushes Tom’s laments about the demise of great journalism

Last night at the Golden Globes Red Carpet, Hollywood reporters blew a huge hole in t\Tom’s lame theories that great journalism is dead. Tom had to admit that he heard some of the most in-depth, hard-hitting  follow-up question that he … Continue reading

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Barack and Kim Jong Tom enjoy a Cuban cigar at screening of “The Interview”

Celebrating his latest Executive Order coup, Barack O’TomA and Kim Jong Tom enjoyed their Cuban cigars as “the Interview” played.  Barack mentioned to Kim Jong Tom how this was such sweet revenge after reading emails with Sony Pictures Chair Amy … Continue reading

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