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Tom Jinping follows Xi’s lead and abolishes TomVille Term Limits

So after Tom Jinping amended the Chinese Constitution to abolish Term Limits, Tom Jinping had an idea to do the same thing for TomVille where Tom Jinping is President. Even though Tom is wildly popular his advisors cautioned against the … Continue reading

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Tom inks pact with Kim Jong Eun’s Publicists

In a move sure to stir up the clubby world of Celebrity Publicists, Tom inked a pact to retain the services of North Korea’s Kim Jong Eun’s Publicists. Tom noted the Kim Jong Eun is not just a fashionista and barbering innovator.  He has … Continue reading

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Tom announces “Truth According to Tom” Premium with multiple pay walls

Taking a cue from the New York Times, Los Angeles Times, Washington Post, TomVille Irregular Bugle, MSN, TurboTax and countless others, Tom announced the ultimate “bait and switch” with new pay walls for premium editions of Truth According to Tom. … Continue reading

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Hugo Chavez: Tom mourns the passing of a great one

With a heavy heart and tears in his eyes, Tom made a statement on the passing of Venezuelan Man of the People, Hugo Chavez.  Tom duly noted that he was a friend of the Castro Bros. (need I say more) … Continue reading

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With NY’s Fashion Week in full swing, the House of Tom introduces a bold new Dictator fashion line

With New York’s Fashion Week in full swing, the House of Tom introduced a bold new dictator inspired fashion line that has fashionistas all a Twitter. Some say that the line is derivative based on bold looks sported by Col. … Continue reading

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Kim Jong Tom applies for North Korean Dictator job opening

With jobs in the USA at a premium, Kim Jong Tom is polishing his resume and applying for the North Korean Dictator job. Tom a strong supporter of Moammar Gadhafi, Hosni Mubarak, Vladimir Putin and Barack Obama among others is … Continue reading

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