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Kylie Jenner Accused of Being ‘Culture Stealing Colonizer’ After Appearing in Cardi B Rap Video — Deutsche Presse — The Tom objects

The Tom asks does Kylie Jenner look like a “culture stealing colonizer”  No she is just your average billionaire.  The Cancel Culture has gone way too far.   Model and fashion mogul Kylie Jenner has been accused of being a … Continue reading

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Kylie Jenner is no longer a $Billionaire

Forbes is reporting that their new research reveals that Kylie Jenner  is not a Billionaire. Still looks like 999 $ Million.  Back to you, FORBES.

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Holy SKIMS Kim, that is a lot of skin

With the younger and bigger like Kylie and Anastashiya closing in, Kim KardASShian is stepping up her game. “She still has it” roared  The Tom.  “So that is what It is” lamented Mayor Blumberg.

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The Tom salutes the Awards Season

The Hollywood Awards Season kicks off today with the Golden Globes.  Despite his near-Mogul status, The Tom envies the Beautiful People and craves the attention of the Stars and the Media. Memo to self:  Bid on SKIMS tape  franchise. And … Continue reading

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Normani bursts out at MTV VMAs serving notice to Kylie and Lindsay that she is a Playa

Normani rocked major skin exposure at the MTA VMAs. We await Kylie Jenner and Lindsay Lohan’s response. This is a direct challenge to fashion designer La Tom.  “I am ready to push the envelope” gushed La Tom.  La Tom’s Assistant … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian Is Launching SKIMS Body Tape After Years of Using Duct Tape to Lift Her Boobs — PEOPLE.com — The Tom reacts

Kim steps up her game and it is amazing reports The Tom who is anxious to see Kylie Jenner model the products. Lets go to the tape (SKIMS that is). “It sure beats taping ankles at football games’ opined The … Continue reading

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The “Show Doctor” Tom solved Life of Kylie ratings problem

Quickly analyzing the Life of Kylie ratings situation, The Tom had an Aha moment.    The Tom noted that there are only two things that Americans appreciate more than a whiff of Government Sanctioned Cannabis. If The Tom can weave … Continue reading

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Life of Kylie calls in the Show Doctor, The Tom

Facing low ratings and a cancellation threat, Billionaire Kylie Jenner has called up on Show Doctor, The Tom. “Let’s take it from here. The glasses will bring in the intellectual crowd.”  said The Tom noted for his out of the … Continue reading

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Corduroy Bliss — Sheerstomping A new contender

Watch out Kylie, Jazmine is in your rear view mirror and gaining fast.  You don’t want  what happened with Lindsay Lohan.  Time to step up your game.   Cleaning out the storage at my parents house via Corduroy Bliss — … Continue reading

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Kylie and Travis split or “The Tom and The Baby”

Have Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott split over Kylie’s desire for a second baby? Enter The Tom who assures Kylie that he is ready, willing and able to start on this project immediately. https://people.com/tv/kylie-jenner-wanted-second-baby-trust-issues-travis-scott-split/ “It is Season 18, Baby” enthused … Continue reading

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