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Kim Kardashian Is Launching SKIMS Body Tape After Years of Using Duct Tape to Lift Her Boobs — PEOPLE.com — The Tom reacts

Kim steps up her game and it is amazing reports The Tom who is anxious to see Kylie Jenner model the products. Lets go to the tape (SKIMS that is). “It sure beats taping ankles at football games’ opined The … Continue reading

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The “Show Doctor” Tom solved Life of Kylie ratings problem

Quickly analyzing the Life of Kylie ratings situation, The Tom had an Aha moment.    The Tom noted that there are only two things that Americans appreciate more than a whiff of Government Sanctioned Cannabis. If The Tom can weave … Continue reading

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Life of Kylie calls in the Show Doctor, The Tom

Facing low ratings and a cancellation threat, Billionaire Kylie Jenner has called up on Show Doctor, The Tom. “Let’s take it from here. The glasses will bring in the intellectual crowd.”  said The Tom noted for his out of the … Continue reading

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Corduroy Bliss — Sheerstomping A new contender

Watch out Kylie, Jazmine is in your rear view mirror and gaining fast.  You don’t want  what happened with Lindsay Lohan.  Time to step up your game.   Cleaning out the storage at my parents house via Corduroy Bliss — … Continue reading

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Kylie and Travis split or “The Tom and The Baby”

Have Kylie Jenner and Travis Scott split over Kylie’s desire for a second baby? Enter The Tom who assures Kylie that he is ready, willing and able to start on this project immediately. https://people.com/tv/kylie-jenner-wanted-second-baby-trust-issues-travis-scott-split/ “It is Season 18, Baby” enthused … Continue reading

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See Kylie Jenner’s NSFW Playboy Cover — PEOPLE.com — The Tom’s head is on a swivel

Kylie Jenner’s debut Playboy cover has some similarities to the iconic one Kim Kardashian shot 12 years ago The Tom is confused, but in seventh heaven as Kylie Jenner lays down a skin marker with her Playboy shoot. “It is Season … Continue reading

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Kim Kardashian ups the stakes for Kylie Jenner

Kim KardASShian laid down a marker in the skin game with Kylie Jenner at the 2019 Hollywood Beauty Awards with the ultimate sideboob, underboob and overboob dress. Recently hired PR Flack The Tom bellowed “Take that Kylie.  It is Season … Continue reading

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The Tom tasked to get his arms around Climate Change

The Tom is a leading skeptic of the theories that carbon is responsible for Climate change,  To coopt him, TSU has provided a grant to study the real causes of Climate Change. First and foremost stars like Kylie Jenner are … Continue reading

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Where’s Kylie?

Is there a conspiracy that is keeping Kylie Jenner Publicity and Pictures from us recently.  The falloff post Yacht is alarming. The only remedy to this situation is engage the Super Sleuth and Kylie admirer The Tom to get to … Continue reading

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Kylie Jenner shows off her curves in tiny thong swimsuit as she poses on $250m superyacht in Saint-Tropez (Photos) — Naija Extra Blog – The Tom poses the key question.

  “Your yacht or mine” whispered The Tom   Make-up mogul, Kylie Jenner has been celebratingher 22nd brithday travelling around Europe on a rented $250 million superyacht with her family and friends. On Thursday, August 15, the 22-year-old Billionaire and … Continue reading

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