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Chairman Schiff appoints LaTom James as China Policy Advisor

From deep in the secret testimony room in the Capitol basement, Democrat People’s Republic of the former USA Chairman Adam Schiff(less) has appointed King LaTom James as his new China Policy Advisor. The wisdom is evident in the following statement … Continue reading

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KaWHY Leonard ?

Why the Clippers, Kawhi? Why Kawhi did you turn down King LaTom James’ pursuit of greatness by developing a cadre of players to do the hard work? Why Kawhi did you turn down a mansion in TomVille?  It must be … Continue reading

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King LaTom James asks Anthony Davis “…Are you Herschel Walker or am I?”

With the blockbuster trade of Anthony Davis to the Los Angeles Lakers, Herschel Walker breathed a sigh of relief.   Herschel is relieved of the burden of being involved in the worst trade in history when the Cowboys traded him … Continue reading

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Lakers agree to partial shutdown of King LaTom James

With Tragic Johnson of the LA Lakers desperate to draw attention away from the $154 Million 4 year contract with the King, the Lakers agreed to limit his minutes to about half time.  This enables LaTom to draw his outrageous … Continue reading

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Did LaTom James pull a fast one on Tragic Johnson?

While a middling real estate developer, Tragic Johnson is a disaster as a sports executive. Prior to his most recent incarnation with the Lakers, he was an interim Coach with the Lakers and failed miserably. Fast forward to now and … Continue reading

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Balls upset LaTom James’ quest for an 0-82 season

Just when LaTom James had  an 0-82 LA  Laker record  in sight, he was upset by none other that shadow Coach LaTom “Big Baller” Ball and his son LoTomZo Ball.  Maybe this should be discounted as nobody knows if the … Continue reading

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LaTom James receives rave reviews

Laker LaTom James has received rave reviews for his voice over work as Yeti in the animated film Smallwood.  This as his Lakers took another giant step closer to an  0-82 season by moving to 0-3.

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LaTom’s Lakers streaking towards an 0-82 record

Since the signing of The King The LaTom James, the Los Angeles Lakers are already 0-2 and playing the caliber of defense that will enable an unprecedented 0-82 record.  In addition, they can’t shoot the three. It will soon be … Continue reading

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LaTom James poised for a Triple-Triple in NBA Finals Game 6

The pressure is on LaTom since he declared that he is the greatest basketball player ever confirmed by an Executive Order from Barack O’TomA. The Triple-Triple (Triple digits in scoring, rebounding and assists) (200 points, 100 Assists, 600 Rebounds) is relatively … Continue reading

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Jumping on Spurs’ Bandwagon, Tom trash talks King LaTom James

With the instincts of a true visionary,  Tom took the risky move of jumping on the San Antonio Spurs bandwagon when they are only up 3-1 on the Miami Heat. Declaring his undying love for Coach Pop and disavowing Phil Jackson, Tom … Continue reading

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